I love how the goalies get to wear their own special colored jerseys. And the ads on the jerseys, really show the integrity of the sport. And real men pretend to be hurt to get an advantage in a game.
I'm not saying soccer players aren't in good shape, I'm just saying it's boring to watch from a spectator point of view. The Canadians saw the potential in the sport. But shortened the playing field, got sticks, replaced the ball with a puck, and put it on ice.