The Real Buffalo Joe

No way Patrick Mahomes is #10.

I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can sore I see me runnin through that open door I believe I can fly

Yeah. Nah. Lol.

Ed does his job perfectly. He doesn't make the plays. But he causes the disruption needed for the other guys to make the play needed. I have season tickets, and have been going there for about ten years. I went with my cousin and he put his hand in the air with that sign. I yelled at him and told him it was inappropriate. Then I saw a bunch of old men doing it, and I was like "where tf am I right now." Story behind it is actually pretty cool. They used to have a live cougar that they brought to games. One day, right before a game against Texas, it lost a finger. Texas, being the ever classy fan base that they were, made that gesture at the UH fans to taunt them. Houston ended up killing them by like 40, and we reclaimed the signal as our own.

Flying on a free flight Driving all night With my machinery 'Cause I got the power Any hour To show the man in me I got reputations Blown to pieces With my artillery I'll be guided in We'll be ridin' Given what you got to me Don't you struggle Don't you fight Don't you worry 'Cause it's your turn tonight Let me put my love into you, babe Let me put my love on the line Let me put my love into you, babe Let me cut your cake with my knife

They call it stormy Monday But Tuesday's just as bad They call it stormy Monday But Tuesday's just as bad Lord, and Wednesday's worse And Thursday's all so bad

Come gather 'round, people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you is worth savin' And you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'

I'm not content to be with you in the daytime Girl, I want to be with you all of the time The only time I feel alright is by your side Girl, I want to be with you all of the time All day and all of the night All day and all of the night All day and all of the night

Oh yes I'm the great pretender Just laughing and gay like a clown I seem to be what I'm not; you see I'm wearing my heart like a crown Pretending that you're still around. Too real is this feeling of make believe Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Fixed for @Gugny

Definitely. Do I want it to follow that exact tragectory, no. Because I want him to also be paired with weapons, a competent FO/coaching staff, and a Super Bowl caliber defense. We have all of these except the weapons, which we're working on.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

Because they're two different experiences. When people go to see a band that they know, they want to be able to sing along. Of course this varies by genre. A jazz, blues, etc concert, you go in usually not knowing what to expect. But a rock/pop/country concert, that's generally the case. Comedy depends on the element of surprise. It's why it's very rare for a comedy sequel movie to do well. It's not that it stops being funny, but you don't laugh at the joke as much, if at all, when you've already heard it. Although I've heard Ron White can almost never leave without telling the Tater Salad story.

Not sure if anybody has heard of John Caparulo, but he's my brother's absolute favorite comedian. My brother still lives back in Buffalo. He happened to be in Houston on his birthday a few years back. I went to the show to get my brother an autograph, and got one better. He called my brother and wished him a happy birthday and it was the best gift my brother ever got.

Bill Maher and Dennis Miller for example, both are very funny. But there are times where it seems getting their viewpoint across is more important to them than actually making a funny joke. That's what I like about Dave. I don't agree with everything he says, but he's funny about it either way. He realizes he has the talent to use his humor to make politial/social points, but doesn't forget that 1) He's still a comedian, 2) If the joke isn't funny, it's just ineffective.

He's been going after topics that we're not supposed to make fun of anymore. In the show I saw he: Compared Gretta Thurnburg to a Kangaroo in a BLM t-shirt. Cute, makes some good points, but shouldn't be the basis of reasoning for changing legislation. Said the gay rights movement isn't comparable to the black civil rights movement because "you never saw MLK on a parade float in booty shorts." Compared transgender-ism to blackface Said the Me Too movenment, while a good idea, needs to pick their battles and not pick every little thing a celebrity does to try and bring them to the ground and save it for real cases of rape and sexual assault Pointed out that if all of these mass shootings were performed by people of Middle-Eastern decent, they'd be locked up in camps, but because they're white, it's just considered a mental health crisis. Ended by saying free speech is the most important right we have, and that's why it's the first amendment. But the second amendment is there in case they try to take the first one away. He's not a puppet for either side of the political spectrum which makes him attack-able from both sides.

I'd like to see them track down all of the knick knacks in the background of Sanford & Son. All in the Family did a one episode live remake with Woody Harrelson, and I was impressed with the set. I think there's already a Cheers bar that's pretty damn close.

Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do you? Well it goes like this: The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift The baffled king composing Hallelujah

You check out guitar George, he knows-all the chords Mind, it's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing They said an old guitar is all, he can afford When he gets up under the lights to play his thing And Harry doesn't mind, if he doesn't, make the scene He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright He can play the Honky Tonk like anything Savin' it up, for Friday night With the Sultans We're the Sultans of Swing

"He knows the X's and O's" When talking about coaches that are football experts, but don't have the leadership qualites needed.

It was hilarious. Touched on a lot of topics he did in his Sticks and Stones special, but all completely different jokes, just as funny. Yeah. The night before he showed up to a bar that has a comedy open mic on Monday nights and did a set. But due to the small size of the crowd, it felt like it was one of those.

I think he honestly didn't care too much either way, and I believe his vote would have even been to stay in Buffalo. The problem is, he was only gonna be 1/3 minority owner, so his vote didn't mean jack squat. So the fact that he associated with majority owners that had clear interests in moving the team to Toronto, tells me everything I need to know. Also, he only has two songs, and just like 20 variations of them. Other than Wanted Dead or Alive, I never cared much for his music to begin with.

http://houston.culturemap.com/news/entertainment/10-08-19-dave-chapelle-houston-house-of-blues-october-8-tickets-showtimes-sticks-and-stones/ Show sold out in three minutes. My co-worker got some, I didn't. But his wife bailed so he sold me the other ticket. Sat second row, in a bar of less than 300 people. Made his Netflix special look like Sesame Street. People were offering $500 a ticket to people in line, face value $100. Turns out he's doing another show tonight, and rumor has it tomorrow. Said he did it with such little notice because of all the controversy he's been causing and didn't want to give time for people to organize a full protest.

Ever watch one of the games where Alabama plays Central Northwest Delaware State Barber College? Think that, but worse. I hate the Dolphins, and would root against them in this hypothetical scenario. But Alabama wouldn't have a chance.

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