The Real Buffalo Joe

From the Bad News Bears remake with Billy Bob Thornton. Tanner Boyle: My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients, and Texans.

So are you trying to say that not only myself, but (Moderator) Canadian Bills Fan, Jauronimo, Wacka, KikoSeeBallKikoGetBall, (Administrator) Nervous Guy, (15 Bills logos under his name) BringBackFergy, Mark80, The Avenger, NobesBLO13, CountDorkula, Clockwork, PastaJoe, and Alaska Darin are all psychopaths?

There are very few situations where picking up a woman while eating a hot dog, regardless of toppings, is possible.

Link?

I put ketchup on my hotdog only when there's no chilli/Texas sauce available.

Well why the hell would the Bisons leave? This is a stupid question. Do you have any evidence to support the fact that they might leave? Do you see the Bills logos under my name? I deserve respect. I'm no Fergy, but still. Link?

I happen to be close personal friends with the Canadian ambassador to this site. I ran his campaign. I have friends in high places is all I'm saying.

I can't say I didn't have the same concerns when I first read about the signing. Great football mind with discipline issues. I'd like to hope that I'm wrong though. Not that I don't like the signing, but everybody knew what we were getting into when we signed up.

I only like grilled onions though.

What toppings do you use?

So it's been two days and I haven't gotten an answer. Pretty sure this guy is full of .

Well, as we all know, the IPL tournament started today, and what action we've seen already. Chennai Super Kings and Kolkata Knight Riders played to the final half wick yesterday. I can't wait for the Royal Challengers Banglore and Rajasthan Royals tonight. Fergy, who you got?

I had to take something similar to Wonderlic, think it might have been that, but I could be wrong. The first time I took it, the test was so easy that I bombed because I kept overthinking the questions and assuming that if that answer seemed so easy, it couldn't be right and it was some sort of trick question. The second time I took it I got like a 98% on it because I went with the most obvious answer.

What worries me is the fact that the last three years they started out strong. But they seem to have the bullpen finally.

Looking for new work. They're trying to change my schedule. Three options, none with Sundays off. I've worked s***ty schedules for five years to work my way up the ladder to a regular 7-4 M-F shift, and they're gonna screw me like that? Good thing is this happened now so I have four months before football starts.

It's spelled Tuel*

There's actually a downside to them getting good. I used to be able to get a cheap $5-10 ticket, and sit wherever I want. But Houston is such a fair weather bandwagon city, that all these "fans" are gonna start showing up in droves.

Wal Mart in Hamburg. This was back like senior year of high school, Freshman year of college. I was already on a warning, because someones candy got stuck in the vending machine, and I tried nudging it with my shoulder. When that didn't work, I took a running start. Went through the machine. Got the candy though. Then about a month later, I was out getting carts. We both saw a scooter and wanted to ride it back. We both ran for the scooter at the same time, and the carts hit a car. Young and dumb.

Wait? Brandon Spikes might not return? That's INsane!

AND WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I ORDER NUGGETS AT A FAST FOOD PLACE, THEY ALWAYS ASK IF I WANT BBQ SAUCE?!?! THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER SAUCES OUT THERE, SWEET AND SOUR, HONEY MUSTARD, JUST TO NAME A FEW. WHY ARE THEY SO BIASED TOWARDS BBQ?!?!?! THANKS OBAMA!!!!!1!!!1!

Let me also go on record saying CBF is a mix of Moe, with his wit and leadership skills, and the loveable personality of Curly.

My computer must be broken. Somehow it's showing that the lowly Astros are in first place. Best team in Texas The AL West. How is that possible? . This can eventually be moved to the baseball section, but if you could please keep this here for a day or so, so I know they see it since the baseball thread is a desert wasteland.

Beerball is Curly Joe because everybody just kind of tries to forget he exists.

Drag racing and rape are two different issues.

That was a cat?