Yo Diary,
It's me. Saint Doug again. I ain't written nothing in a while because I've been really busy with recruiting and junk. So when I go back and play the ills (That's a joke diary, because they're called the Bills, but they play like they're ill! (Didn't think you get that since I have such a high brow sense of humor.)), It'll be on the big stage in London. Sure, it's at 9 AM ET back home, but that's because they want us to be the first game of the day! They're not even putting it on TV, but online, so that everybody can see me. I just hope that the servers don't shut down from everybody trying to log on at the same time. Gotta go now, those coffee pots won't fill themselves.
Obviously yours,
Dr, Saint Douglas Charles Marrone Esq.