The Real Buffalo Joe

Call me crazy, I never understood the love for the Chargers powerder blue. It's not bad, it's one of the better jerseys, certainly better than their dark blues. But people talk about them like they're the absolute undisputed greatest NFL uniforms of all time.

Respect is a two way street. How respectful is it of fans to chase them down, bother them while they're eating dinner, drinking a beer, or sometimes taking a piss?

Glenn Parker stole my pen at a Bisons game once after giving me an autograph. I went to an autograph session at K-Mart for Tim Connelly a few years back. He of course signed autographs, took pictures etc because he had to. But he couldn't have given off any more of a "I'm just here so I don't get fined" attitude. Not one smile or anything in a picture.

I actually think the charging buffalo looks better than the standing Buffalo. People think a lot of the times just because something is "classic" that it's all of a sudden better. Most of the time that's true. Just not in this case.

Baseball: Best: Dodgers. Classic look. Love the whites with the blue writing, and those red letters. They're perfect. There's a reason they haven't change since before Brooklyn. Cardinals. Yankees. (Hate the team, love the jerseys.) Worst: Marlins Hockey: Best: Boston (another team I hate, but has a great jersey), Chicago, Buffalo white (don't care for the dark shade of blue we use. I hate our third jersey.) Worst: Our third jersey is the worst. Nashville's is pretty bad too. Football: Best: Packers, Raiders, Bears, Bills (trying to be unbiased), Steelers (Both regular and the bumblebees, love them) Cowboys (Why do so many teams I hate have such great jerseys?) Worst: Jags, Browns new ones, Patriots aren't the worst, but they're worse than what they used to have, our previous ones may have been the worst of all time.

Rminds me of when Spinal Tap was on the Simpsons.

I sold him a Beef on Weck once when I was working for the Bisons. Had a brief conversation about the Bills. He was corgel. Maybe he also knew I was working so it was my job to make small talk.

See, now people are just being unreasonable. The game starts at One. Meaning all the tailgaters who get there early are uneffected. The rest, still have an hour to kickoff after Howard and Shirl make it to Ted's. He knows not everybody going to the game will listen, but at TBD we take care of our own. So if just TBDers could chip in, that'd help. And to whoever suggested Louie's, now you're thinking Howard is just senile. I mean, yeah he's got some trouble learning a computer, which you're getting better Howard. But if game traffic is bad near Ted's, Louie's is a block from the stadium. That's gonna be a mess. Rude.

It was the name that would have been on his XFL jersey.

Why should he change his Sunday tradition? He wants Ted's, not Louie's.

Met Don Beebe at the McDonald's on McKinnley in South Buffalo once. Dude was a real jerk. Wouldn't give me an autograph or nothing. Turns out it was just a guy wearing his jersey though, my bad.

Tyrod Taylor's hype.

My uncle's name happens to be James Kelly. Huge Bills fan.

Exactly. And that was before the days where a computer did all the work for you I'm sure. Kids today don't know the meaning of hard work.

One in however many exits are on thats specific highway.

He's still getting over losing the Ground Round. Golden Corral is where you go around 3:45, because you pay the lunch price, and then wait around 15 minutes, and the dinner food comes out. Plus, Howard and Shirl aren't the only ones. If any of you paid attention, you'd see that they meet friends at the mall. They're prolly all veterans such as Howard. Is Howard asking for the law to change? Of course not. He's just asking for some damn common courtesy from the young punks going to the game. #SupportAmericanVeterans

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Someone here pointed out that we actually had the greatest QB of all time. Just stretech out over a few guys. JP Losman's rocket arm, Fitz' brain and toughness, EJ's athleticism, and Rob Johnson's headband.

I'd actually have to say that Tannehill has the hottest wife/GF in the leauge.

If you could pick different attributes of QBs around the league to build one super QB, how would you do it? I'd take Peyton Mannings mind, Russel Wilson's Athleticism, and Aaron Rodgers' arm.

You're right. I feel like such a failure. I've seen it a million times too. Even analized a scene for a film class I took at ECC.

Reporter: Well why don't you just make 97 better, but still have your best player go up to 97? GMTM: ...silence... This one goes to 98.

Like an amp that goes one louder.

Mario also does a lot of charity work about gun safety. So I'd like to assume he handled them responsibly and sober. Not that NFL players have been known to do anything contradictory to their public persona.