The Real Buffalo Joe

My buddy Andre knows how to read.

Hmmm. When I came there a few years ago to see the Bills play, their fans were extemely nice to me. Nicest out of town fans I've ever met. Maybe living there is different.

Are you two related?

I live in Houston. Before I moved down here I was basically neutral to them. I tried adopting them as a (very distant) 2nd team. Just couldn't do it. A fair weather fanbase if I've ever seen it. I went from neutral to not liking them at all. Their only saving grace is JJ Watt, who's gonna be remembered as one of the greatest of all time, and is a friggin angel off the field. But I can't root for them due to the fanbase.

They claim we're the ones who ripped them off. Lol.

If that panty waste BringBackFergy has any cajones left, he'll show up right here and fight.

Does George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers count? Or only bands named after only the place? Buffalo Springfield

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate's name is Tommy Thurman. Pretty cool if you ask me.

Top.

Other than a few of the standout players, JJ Watt, etc, and maybe it is because of conventional FF, people look at teams defenses as a whole unit working together more than the individuals.

Defensively, although it's becasue he was a Bill, Kiko will be fun to watch. Glad he's out of the conference. Now I'll have three reasons where I'll be downright rooting for him against NE, Miami and the NJ Green Beans. Also, I hate the Texans, but what's to hate about JJ Watt?

Lol.

Think about it. This guy showed that he's tough, and that he isn't gonna take crap from anybody. Being that Rex's biggest red flag is his percieved lack of discipline, could this be the yin to Rex's yang. He doesn't back down from a fight. That's the kind of value I want instilled in my OL. Not to mention he's gonna be dealing with what some percieve to be the biggest wild card in the league, Ritchie Incognito. Call me old fashioned or heartless, but I want my coaches to actually have some intensity as opposed to sour-puss Marrone. If we're gonna just play cute, might as well be playing flag football out there.

Peyton Manning, even though he's a shell of his former self. The way he audibles and confuses defenses. I really enjoyed watching DeMarco Murray run last year. He was on my FF team, so granted I was a bit biased, but because him and Bryant were on my team, I watched most of the Cowboys games, and he happened to be fun to watch.

What I mean is that he doesn't back down from a fight. That's the kind of value I want instilled in my OL. If we're gonna just play cute, might as well be playing flag football out there.

Bruce Jenner hasn't been in the sports world since the 70s. He's known for the reality show, being a terrible father, killing someone because he was too busy talking on the phone, and then putting on a dress.

Think about it. This guy showed that he's tough, and that he isn't gonna take crap from anybody. Being that Rex's biggest red flag is his percieved lack of discipline, could this be the yin to Rex's yang. Not to mention he's gonna be dealing with what some percieve to be the biggest wild card in the league, Ritchie Incognito. Call me old fashioned or heartless, but I want my coaches to actually have some intensity as opposed to sour-puss Marrone.

Beef on Weck. Wings from the Nine-Eleven Tavern in South Buffalo. Some of my mom's chicken and rice. Washed down with whatever beer I happen to be fond of at the time, which right now is a Hopadillo IPA. Apple pie for desert.

I'm real excited. Esepcially since they decided to keep our defensive coaching staff right where they were. I'd like to see us be a top 25 team in the next year or two.

Thanks for the new coach. Not that y'all needed him.

No bias here at all.

An award for courage, that Jim Kelly was up for.

Drop acid, not bombs.

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