The Real Buffalo Joe

You're the worst. Well, my girlfriend is actually. She roots for University of Texas AND A&M. Even has a custom made jersey of the two teams cut in half.

That even makes a Habs fan like you look good.

"Them white kids, they're dancing to my music! Okay, they may have Pat Boone on their record player in case their parents walk in, but they got *my* record underneath their pillow." -Little Richard

Did he get a purple heart for his bravery?

I was a die hard Indians fan growing up. But they betrayed me and moved their AAA team to Columbus, now I view them the same way I would view this football team if God forbid something Canadian happened. (no offense CBF.)

driving drunk into a Tim Hortons whilst

Nah, my girlfriend is an Astros fan but actually hates the Cougars. She considers herself a Texans fan but isn't huge into the NFL. Likes college football, and is trying to get into the marching band program at another college. So when I told her about a certain small market team, that parties like a college, and instead of having cheerleaders has a drum corps, slowly but surely she'll switch.

Yes. But he also calls them to repent of their sin.

private messaging porn starts asking if they're in town whilst

It's July. Lol.

That's ok. Talk to Beerball. He's gonna enroll you in the TBD Mandatory Sensitivity Training, taught by or own DC Tom.

Fixed. Racist bastard. Why do you hate the Native American people so much?

Maybe this belongs in OTW, but what are your top five favorite pro/college sports teams? Buffalo Bills Buffalo Sabres Houston Cougars Football Houston Astros Houston Cougars Baseball

Wait, what?

I get offered Texans tickets a lot, but turn them down. I'd rather sit in the bar watching my Bills then watching a game I couldn't care less about. I'll go if I have free tickets and the Bills are on a bye/thursday game. I go to preseason games just because it's like ten bucks for a ticket.

It might be easier to adopt them as a second team if it was an NFC team that virtually had no effect on the Bills except when they played them, and even then there are three other games that year where I need them to beat the other AFCE teams. Unfortunally, the second biggest team around here is Dallas. But I also had DeMarco Murray and Dez on my FF team, so I've come around to not hating them, because believe it or not, Cowboys fans are less obnoxious than Texans fans. They're far from my "2nd team" though.

I'm transfinancial. I'm actually a rich man stuck in a poor man's bank account. Don't be such a bigot Ferrari dealership guy, I feel deep down in the goodness of my heart that I have a 7 figure bank account. Who are you to judge?

Get your history straight. The university was named after the old man. Howard was so honored by it, that he named his dog after the University.

It was one on the first songs I learned to play on guitar.

I was a die hard Bisons fan back in the day when they were with Cleveland.

Thats basically exactly how I feel about the Texans.

Great point!!!!1!! My sister first hit puberty around July 2004, so she got her first training bra right around august, when training camp began!

My neighbor is a Jehovah's Witness,and our old punter is Brian Moorman.

LA Guns?

New Hampshire Fisher Cats, AA affiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays?