Yo Diary,
Dougie again. That fat ass Rex Ryan thinks he can whip the Bills into shape. Those morons don't even wear the right socks to practice! Obviously, they're going nowhere. Seems sports writing legend Luke Sims thinks Doug is the real deal. About damn time. He forgot to mention Doug also being assistant head coach, but that's ok. We all know my real passion is the offensive line, that's why I fixed it up in Buffalo, and left. I'm like their Mary Friggin' Poppins. Anyway, diary, gotta go pick up Gus' dry cleaning. Tell Rex good luck beating that Grappalo kid, Obviously I'm the only one that can do it. Also, being the last head coach to beat the Patriots, obviously their cheating didn't affect me
Obviously yours,
The Good Reverend St. Douglas Charles Marrone PhD.