The Real Buffalo Joe

Settle a debate about Forrest Gump for me and a friend of mine. We've been having it for literally a decade now. Which is true? Or more true? A: Jenny, after a lifetime of partying, drugs, promiscuity, etc, is finally old enough and wise enough to realize Forrest was the only man in her life who truly loved her and realized she loved him, was ready to finally settle down with him. B: Jenny, after realizing she was dying, needs to find someone to take care of Forrest Jr. Realizing that Forrest Sr. is a sap, and in love with her, and now a multi millionaire, can take care of Forrest Jr, as well as her and all of her medical bills for the last little bit of time she had, and married him out of desperation, not love.

Only thing I don't like, is it looks too much like The Patriots** alternate/throwbacks. Which I actually like those jerseys, and that logo, as compared to the flying Elvis, but I don't wanna look like those @$$holes, even for just one game a year.

Hopelessly Devoted to You.

The difference between a good OC/DC and HC is that to be a coordinator, you just need a good football mind, X's and O's, Wade and both Ryan brothers, best in the game. Great football minds. Head coach involves player/personal management, which is a skill that some people don't have.

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Lol.

One hour left in the trade deadline. What should we offer up for Cutler? EJ, McKelvin, and a mid-rounder?

A TV show is much, especially one that's five nights a week, is much more than the hour you see on TV. pre and post production, along with writing, rehersing etc, is a lot of work

If it weren't for fracking, the Shout song would have been replaced by Livin' on a Prayer, at least for the next 5-7 years.

The people who were below them that just wanted to watch a damn football game were forced to move out of the way. I'd be pissed.

Jackasses. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/fans-rappel-from-upper-deck-at-panthers-game-to-protest-bank-of-america-043830589.html

I normally wouldn't see much of a problem with this type of behavior if he wasn't married with two kids. But I don't even see in the schedule for his show, and his partying, where he has time to take care of his family.

Definitely.

Start out simple. Think about the things that you love about her, take her on a date. Try maybe some roleplay in the bedroom. You know, before your career started taking priority over the relationship. As far as the time machine goes, if you could somehow go back and draft Aaron Rodgers or Russell Wilson, that'd be great. Joe

Dear Chef Jim, If instead of insulting people on the internet, you did your job, maybe you wouldn't burn the customers Moons Over My Hammy Grand Slam Breakfast® for the third time this week. TRBJ Dear Boyst, I've had the same issue keeping my women straight. My current girlfriend of five years, has been going through a 4 and a half year lesbian phase. As soon as this is over, me and my sweetheart are getting married, I'm sure of it. Joe Cug, First, yes, you are a terrible person. But we knew this long before your affair. The first thing you need to do is quit lying, the other person is not you. Second, you need to choose between the wife that you have loved for years, or the new romance that has started between you and Gugny. Joe Dear Mike, Ask TRBJ is in no way, shape or form associated with "Ask Joey," nor do we hand out legal advice. Thank you for submitting your question, and you can make a payment by sending me your credit card info via PM. Joe

What a shame. Especially compared to how she looked in the 70s.

Simple. Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead. Who's gonna play to sell/drive up prices for inauguration tickets? Jimmie? Simple as that.

Chuck Berry and Jerry Lee Lewis, two of the inaugural inductees still tour, granted not as much. So two of the most influential rock artists still wouldn't be allowed in. That's why it's gotta be 25 years after your first album. Honestly, didn't even know they weren't in, but that would skew poll results adding them this late.

2015 Nominations Green Day Nine Inch Nails N.W.A (Respect the hell out of them, but not rock and roll) The Smiths Lou Reed Sting The Paul Butterfield Blues Band Kraftwerk Chic (Disco, not rock) Joan Jett & the Blackhearts The Marvelettes The Spinners Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble (This is a shame that it hasn't already happened.) War Bill Withers

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Fergy, Fergy, looks like a chimp. Fergy, Fergy, is a little whimp. Come out Fergy, day or night. Come out Fergy, we'll Fight, Fight Fight.

Liver and heart need a week to rest though.

Leave me alone. I just got to work 20 minutes ago. Which means I just woke up 15 minutes ago.

Bye weeks are always weird. I watch football, but it just isn't the same, especially since the most important game for the Bills is tonight.

My apartment complex has strict and stupid rules, but that's different. I don't own it, I pay them for the right to live on the property they own. My goal is to one day own a house, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna be forced to pay money to someone to tell me what I can do on my property.