The Real Buffalo Joe

Can't even spell Bills.

They'll study it. Same people who have done all the studies for a new stadium, Peace Bridge, and Bass Pro Shop.

The Packers do this with girls from local college. I don't like the idea of High School, considering the controversy that would surround them being minors, and essentially "eye candy." I haven't been to a Bills home game in years, but I think the drum line would actually add to the game day excitement, and get me pumped up much more than cheerleaders.

Bottle of whiskey, two cigars, and listening to 20 minutes of awkward sex stories from his younger years. Buy the ring from my friend at Kay Jewelers (who can get me a 60% employee discount), then take her to Niagara Falls for Christmas.

Well, I got her dad's permission.

Now we see where your loyalty really lies. You want the Bills to move, don't you?

You're forgetting the Population Stipulation. Paul Allen, for example, owns both the Seahawks and the Trail Blazers. The Greater Seattle-Tacoma-Bellevue, WA area has a population of 3.61 million, well above the 2.8 million required. The greater Buffalo Area (defined as Erie and Niagara counties), only has about 1.13 million, therefore it isn't allowed, due to a larger overlap off fans, it creates more of a monopoly-like situation.

Bon Jovi Talks Future Album, Touring, Football Ownership For those who think I'm crazy, I'm not so crazy now, huh?

It's sad seeing once great players do this. Sign yourself a one day contract with the Texans, hang up the cleats, and get a respectable job doing commercials for a local car dealership.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm not into comic books. But I loved the Flintstones growing up. This is probably what it would be like if it was new, considering the original series was based on issues, technology, etc. from the 60s as they would look in the stone age. http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-new-flintstones-comic-has-hipster-cavemen-and-post-1783209229

Yeah, but she came to a game once, met certain members of this board, had an awesome time, then went out and bought herself a Tyrod Jersey t-shirt.

Fact: Jon Bon Jovi, along with Canadian investors, attempted and failed to purchase the Buffalo Bills, assumingly to attempt to move them to Toronto. Fact: Roger Goodell recent stated that the Buffalo Bills would need to do major renovations on Ralph Wilson Stadium or build a new one. Fact: Terry and Kim Pegula own both the Sabres and Bills. Fact: DirecTv is the exclusive pay TV provider of NFL Sunday Ticket. Fact: Jon Bon Jovi is now doing commercials for them. Name something I said above that's incorrect.

Based on fact, and the consistent track record the NFL has for trying to screw Buffalo.

I, TRBJ, shall be tying the knot relatively soon. I've already got the ring picked out, and even got her parents' blessing. Just waiting till I take her to Buffalo for Christmas so I can formally propose at Niagara Falls.

Keep laughing. The best we can hope for is a "Buffalo Series" or maybe a preseason game, or training camp in Hamilton, ON.

Toronto Buffaloes. Just get used to saying it, because that's what we're gonna be. Obviously, Goodell doesn't want a team in Buffalo, and wants to expand internationally. He thought he would finally see his dream come true, but alas, Terry Pegula (owner of the Sabres, NFL rules be damned) came in and saved the day. For now. Now all the bull **** about needing a new stadium. C'mon Roger, at least try to hide it. Pair that with Bon Jovi now doing commercials for DirecTV, the official carrier of NFL Sunday ticket, and it's obvious to any moron not wearing Bills colored sunglasses what's going on. Quid pro quo. Bon Jovi scratches Goodell's back, Goodell scratches his. Do some promotion for one of our biggest sponsors, and when I determine that the Bills stadium is out of date, that team you wanted so bad is now yours. I tell you what though, Bon Jovi isn't moving this team without a fight. I love this team too much.

26, Charging. I think a lot of people like the standing simply because it's original. Buffalo has always been an old school city, proud of our past. Which is why after a decade and a half of experimenting, the Sabres just went back to the classic emblem. I think anybody given the two options, not knowing what either one was, would pick the charging buffalo.o Also, wearing Bills gear outside of Buffalo, nobody knows what the standing buffalo logo is without "Buffalo Bills" printed on it.

Pooj should be secretary of Homeland Security, he's already got a good start with surveillance cameras in women's bedrooms all across America.

If we had to make the Office of the President, Vice President, and Cabinet out of only TBD members, who would be where, and why? President Vice President Secretary of State Secretary of the Treasury Secretary of Defense Attorney General Secretary of the Interior Secretary of Agriculture Secretary of Commerce Secretary of Labor Secretary of Health and Human Services Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Secretary of Transportation Secretary of Energy Secretary of Education Secretary of Veteran Affairs Secretary of Homeland Security

Best part about High School chicks, I get older, they stay the same age.

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But, can ChefJim see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

I agree with all except for the last point. At first, I suggested a field goal competition, like the game of horse. Then, I was gonna suggest like, a punt off. Just the snapper and the punter (again, player safety) punting. Who ever gets closest to the goal line, without going over, wins. Kinda like shuffleboard, or the Price is Right (Bob Barker version of course.). Then I thought, what's missing here? Fan interaction! So, we take the three ideas, plus maybe some sort of long snap competition (we got that locked with Sanborn), and leave it up to fan vote! Each individual game that goes to overtime, they can put on the screen "Tweet #Overtime1 for Field Goal Competition" or "Tweet #Overtime2 for Redemption shot" etc. Then fans take to Twitter, Facebook, and of course implanted chips to vote. We have a 5 minute commercial break, along with 5 more minutes of commentary to let the votes compile. Then OT! Best of all worlds.

For the record, I've always been for NFL implanted chips.

I don't know about any of you, but I'm tired, damn tired, of watching boring preseason games! It almost seems like their goal isn't to win the game. They don't even play their best players most of the time. It shouldn't count towards their record, but it should count for something. What if we expanded the preseason, and had preseason playoffs, and they had a preseason championship? That, is something I would watch.