The Real Buffalo Joe

Am I the only one angry at the front office right now? They're just sitting around doing nothing as Jay Cutler walks around as a free agent.

Link?

I used to take this poll annually back when I was a more frequent poster. What did you think (assuming you've seen it), of the TNT Movie Second String?

I think "won" is a debatable term here.

5. Jordan Palmer.

A White Fred knockoff that I won in a raffle. A (new) blue Kelly. Was given as a gift. Also, a blue Kelly T-Shirt jersey.

Bills all time RBs: 1) Orentholio James Simpson 2) Tashard Choice 3) Therman Thomas

You and I would get along just fine.

I got George, but the test wasn't very accurate. I feel I'm more of an Elaine.

This.

Even that's gonna be extremely rare. Although he may fall somewhere towards the middle. It's not perfect, but it's much better than just traditional left/right.

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Just wondering which of the four quadrants on the traditional compass best describes where you would fall?

Honestly, just seems like a waste of a good hot dog. It would probably taste just the same as any old hot dog after all of that is done with it. It's like mixing fine whiskey with Coca-Cola. You can do it, I guess, but it would just taste the same as mixing well whiskey with Coke.

For you personally, what are your best and worst experiences with rooting for your team as the visitor? As a fan of the Bills, or others? For me, I've been to two Texans home games to root for the Bills. Other than one guy trying instigate a fight by flicking the brim of my hat (which I ignored), mostly neutral reactions. Went to New Orleans to see the Bills play the Saints. One guy was an obnoxious jerk the whole game. The rest of the fans were surprisingly pleasant. Those who saw the guy I complained about, came up and apologized on his behalf to let him know that's not a depiction of the whole fan base. Others would randomly come up to me and suggest restaurants, sites to see, etc. When Houston had an AHL team, I went to root for the Americans, because they were the Sabres farm team. I'd actually never been to an Americks game in my life, so I only own Sabres. Most of the crowd weren't really hockey fans, so they thought I was just being that one jerk that thinks it's funny to root for the other team. Cool thing was though that I sat in front of the parents of the guy that scored the game winning goal in a shootout.

Infomercials always use the phrase "Space Age Technology." That literally just means it was invented during the "space age" which is roughly between 1960-now.

So weird seeing Nate Geary writing here. We went to high school together.

Half the time when I type us, it automatically changes to U.S. Also, were is also a word, I don't always mean we're.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. The childishness he displayed during his contract dispute with us.

I have a little 13 inch TV that I bought at a thrift store for 10 bucks. I leave it on my porch for when I smoke cigars. Perfect for what I need it for.

Had some errands to run before work once. Realized I was cutting it short. Went to text my boss "I might be a bit late. I'm running a bit behind." Didn't realize till I finally got to work that I texted him "I might be a little bit late. I'm rubbing a big behind."

They take up significantly less space on the DVR. Plus, depending on your provider, you may not subscribe to HD. And without an HDTV, HD broadcasts cut off the edges.

Is he Jim Kelly? No, of course not. But he's the best damn QB this side of Flutie that we've had. I was nine years old when the Bills last made the playoffs. Fifteen when Bledsoe and Friends lost to the Steelers backups. Kyle Orton gave me the most exciting Bills season of my adult life.

Penguins or Republicans? Or 17 yo girls?

Here's the thing. AC/DC, Def Leppard, Metallica, all great bands. But that's classic rock or "Dad rock" as I've heard plenty of people call it. The demographic of 18-50 year old men that listen to that, are already watching because they're in the target demographic of NFL football. That's why they've had pop singers the past few years, because they're aiming at the younger female demographic, who might not have an interest in the Super Bowl otherwise.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but they were dead last in defense the last time they lost the Super Bowl to Eli Manning.