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Looks like she's already got a cold sore on her lip. I'd be careful about that.

You can make money in bars eating disgusting things.

What if it wasn't a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll?

And that's when he checks his sense of smell, too.

My favorite is probably Big Trouble in Little China. Stupid fun movie. It is obviously not the finest movie I've ever seen or the best movie ever made, but that wasn't the question from the OP.

Tuna melt in paradise?

What if I fought the law and the law lost? What if the Bills didn't make me want to shout? What if your mama's not alright and neither is your daddy, and they seem perfectly normal? What if the werewolf's hair was a frickkin mess?

What if Ray Davies actually could understand why she walk like a woman and talk like a man? What if we were told to worry and be sad?

That's cool. Can I attach it to my bicycle and get to work in a few minutes? Not really interested in getting to Mars.

Le batard is funny. His show is funny and the 'what people look like' part is the best. Someone should tell Stugotz that he has to stop constantly chuckling in the background. Otherwise, the show is good for people who are sick of the usual sports talk or call in shows.

At that point, they can have themselves sewn together.

The one on the right yes. The one on the left - no so much.

These two ideas are the best - as long as the field is extended to 300 yards. Also, no clock and no timeouts.

I think a cheaper alternative is to have that cardboard license plate lady put her talents to good use and have her make a hundred signs.

That's my frickkin plate number!

The NFL is waiting for nobody to show up at Bills games so that they can rig the games and give the Bills a playoff run so that people can show up at games again? I fell like I'm being trolled. You realize that the NFL and it's teams and the television stations and their advertisers are for-profit companies, right? What do they owe you? There is no mystery or secret conspiracy behind any of it. Of course the NFL network is going to broadcast stories to keep fans interested. How they do it is nothing to crusade about. I don't think I need to wear a tinfoil hat and have you pull aside the curtain to show me the wizard. And what segment of TBD is going to take your advice and stop following their team just to show 'em?

Yep, I did that. You mean to say that every ex-jock who talks about football on T.V. is simply a cue card reader? I don't pay much attention to these shows -- I like to watch the games, so this isn't really important to me. And I've never been on the set of a T.V. broadcast but I think someone might dispute your "thesis". It just seems too far-fetched in my opinion.

No. He can't. Unless maybe they start counting nike tour wins if he wants to play there.

"Coffee is for closers." "A man has got to know his limitations."

Yikes.

Fine, here goes: I've heard of him. He's got a high motor, like his dad. I'd sign him in a heartbeat if we could get him on the cheap.

The story doesn't really report on her side of the story at all.

I'd rather wait extra time at the carousel than wait 30 minutes for every idiot to bang his bag down the aisle and try to stuff it into the overhead. Then wait another 10 or 15 on the way out of the plane for the mad scramble to get the bag out of the overhead.

Airlines should literally do away with overhead compartments and make everyone check everything that can't fit under the seat in front of you (coats, purses, backpacks).

"After a 90-day forced march through Germany, he was liberated by British soldiers in May 1945" You got that right.