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How in Bryan Cox only at 29 and why is Eli Manning on that list? I also nominate Mercury Morris for being the jerk who gloats every time an undefeated team gets their first loss.

Obnoxious and unfaithful cheaters. http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/30/audi-car-owners-most-likely-to-cheat-on-their-partners-3821249/

Danger Ben Roethlisberger!

Remember, break as much of their property as possible.

The answer is pretty simple. Keep damaging their stuff until they ask you to stop mowing. Then storm off in a huff and call them ingrates.

Who's going to be the one who slaps a wig and some lipstick on and tries out the ladies room? Here are some things you might want to say: "It smells just as bad in here as my former bathroom." Or "I have lipstick on other parts of me, too!" Or "Where's the standing up area?"

Not Fergy.

That's ironic. You're left with a choice of declining the nomination, or becoming the Establishment. And if you do a crappy job, then FireChan dies of food poisoning.

Good points. I prefer the rookie's season who was an integral part of a team that made a vast improvement over the rookie's season on a winning machine. I'll defer because I'm just not sure if Panarin was a cog or a major piece.

It isn't his age that bothers me, but more the fact that he shared a line with the league's leading point scorer which probably inflated Panarin's totals a great deal. I could see if Panarin brought a historically mediocre Kane's numbers up, but that's not the case. He is good but to me Panarin was more like the guy who was good enough to stay out of the way.

Imagine if it was the mom in the "lady has meltdown at LaGuardia airport" story. I think she was going on a cruise too. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/185908-lady-has-meltdown-at-laguardia-airport/?hl=meltdown The dad should have sent the uncle off the ship to look for the mom. Anyway - it probably happens a lot. There's no way the Captain should have even waited the half hour, let alone turn around and go back. Edit: Mother's day gift idea: A wristwatch.

https://youtu.be/NmgA5ef5K8s I think it has been done already.

Thanks. I knew I was missing something.

Maybe I am missing something, but that article you linked does not list E.J. as waiting for news today...

Has anyone asked Darryl Talley how he feels about this pick? I'd like to get his reaction.

Did you pay your bill?

I visited the site. I may have to make mention of this in the Pet Peeves thread.

Who would play QB for the 2016 season while Lynch gets up to speed -- EJ?

This could probably be its own thread. ...and no I wouldn't ...and I don't think she's funny

The New Jersey Devils are the most boring sports franchise ever. They almost made me turn off the game just by existing. Even when they were winning cups they were hard to watch.

I think the author of the article screwed up. It should be "typo's", right?

Mayday. It will be good when you're calling him in from the yard.

And the sequel - My Kingdom for a Mohican!