Chuck Schumer: "Raw, with extra cheese… just like my cousin Amy's comedy."
Mitch McConnell: "Completely frozen for at least 20 seconds."
Nancy Pelosi: "Smashed, with extra vodka, like any traditional burger."
Majorie Taylor Greene: "Roasted to perfection by a Jewish space laser."
Lori Lightfoot: "Give it to us raw... and wriggling."
Elizabeth Warren: "With a slice of fresh Peyote, just like my authentic Cherokee ancestors."
Mike Johnson: "However the Democrats want it cooked."
Eric Swalwell: "With a little bit of Asian spice on the side."
Adam Schiff: "Slathered in Russian dressing. RUSSIA! RUUUSSSIIAAA!"
Ilhan Omar: "In bread, like my kids."