Asked AI to write some autopen lyrics to the tune of Born In The USA.
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
He came in from Delaware, hair plugs and a grin
Took the oath on the steps, let the machine begin
They handed him the pen, but it wasn’t in his hand
A robot signed the laws, across the whole damn land
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Pardons in the night, ten thousand at a click
Student loans wiped clean, didn’t need to lift a wrist
Sent the boys to war with a signature so neat
Never saw the ink, just the hum of the machine
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Down in the West Wing, they got a little device
It signs whatever they want, doesn’t think twice
Executive orders flying left and right
Joe’s taking a nap, but the pen’s working all night
He got in a firefight with the press one day
They asked who wrote the bill, he just walked away
Left the autopen running, looping his name
Now every law in the land looks exactly the same
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
I’m a long-gone prez in a nursing-home town
They wheel me to the desk when the cameras come around
But the signature’s perfect, every loop and line
‘Cause the autopen’s got the job, and it’s doing fine
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen
Born with an autopen!