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So according to that article, you're racist skinheads, but just a little smarter? Well, if you say so. The point to all of this is that when you're only slightly smarter than a racist skinhead, you should try to think more deeply before you open your mouth. Otherwise you give your opposition the soundbite they need to make the world hate you. It doesn't matter that he's backtracking on his comment. The comment is there, it's being re-run everywhere, and it's a perfect example of why the only people who think supporting Trump is a good idea are, apparently by their own definition, just slightly smarter than a racist skinhead.

In response, Trump explained to MSNBC "March for Life. Does anyone even know who they are? I hear their ratings are a total disaster right now, and believe me, I know total disaster and abortion because I once had an abortion and it was the most amazing abortion anyone ever had. Did it myself in the back of a car. Just me, my ass and a coat hanger and I hear from people all the time talking about how I won an online poll of best backseat self-abortions. Drudge had a poll and millions of people saw it! Not like that lying whore with bruises on her arm because no one even listens to that chick because I'd like to see her on her knees, if you know what I mean." Yeah. That's exactly what this phucking monkey sounds like.

Yes, but if it helps just one person, then phucking up health care for everyone else was worth it!

No matter how many times you try to make Obama sound like a great president by comparing him to Reagan, it's just not going to work. In fact, at this juncture, comparing him to Carter doesn't even work. But you keep trying. I'm sure somebody will agree with you one day.

When Trump explained how he was concerned that the pen in Fields' hand may have been a bomb, part of me puked a little.

Why, they just have to pass those unexpected fees on to the consumer! [/gatormanonhowtorunasmallbusiness]

Cruz was too formulaic, and I genuinely wish he would answer questions that were asked of him without falling into the stereotypical candidate mode. Watching Trump was like watching Real Housewives of Compton. I had to turn it off after 15 minutes because if I wanted to hear someone whine that much, I'd open up a day care. When he started handing Cooper pieces of paper to read that actually refuted the point he was making, it was too embarrassing to watch. "What does touch even mean?" Really, Donald? Really?

So does Hitler.

I'm hopeful this will blow over soon and Trump can get back to the business of running for president and explaining his policies in detail. Oh, yeah, wait, who am I kidding. "I'm gonna build a wall! And make Mexico pay for it. Thank you. You've been wonderful audience. Don't forget to tip your waitress."

Imagine all the tax payer savings if people charged with battery didn't openly and repeatedly lie about it before they were charged. Woo hoo!

Imagine if Lewandowski didn't lie about it over and over and over. Imagine if he didn't tweet about how 'delusional' she is. Just imagine. But no. You're going to argue about a waste of the courts' time. You. A guy whose candidate plans to sue everyone who doesn't change his diapers properly.

Fields a foot soldier for the global establishment? How do you even make that claim? What has she done to earn that title? Tell me something: is everyone who doesn't like Trump now part of the establishment?

Today. Yes. But they're very close to banning all ammo that includes lead. It's already forbidden for hunters because it was giving animals lead poisoning.

Coulter has gone full gatorman for Trump, and you'd think after her embarrassing backing of Christie, she'd have learned her lesson. It's unfortunate because she's a genuinely smart person who is very good at turning a phrase, but today I'm watching her intentially mis-represent what happened to Michelle Fields -- coupled with someone on Twitter noting how Hannity said he watched the video and still doesn't see anything... really?-- and I'm suddenly thankful Trump has inadvertently managed to cull the conservative herd a bit. This is why they went after Amanda Carpenter; she created an online list of all the "conservatives" who support Trump, and they all look at it like a blacklist.

I always get a kick out the media reporting that someone shot 'hundreds of rounds,' as if that number represents some excessively grotesque amount of ammo. That's barely half an hour in the shooting range, let alone the desert, and I'm limited to ten rounds per magazine.

And now Trump is wondering if he should have Michelle Fields charged for shouting questions at him. Someone needs a Drudge Coulter Hannity hug in the worst way. SAD!!!

This just in: Trump spokeswoman who had an affair with Ted Cruz says Trump campaign manager who assaulted a female reporter (and is being represented by a former US attorney who had to quit for biting a stripper) has the full backing of the presidential candidate who plans to boycott a CNN town hall because he's not getting fair press treatment. Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

This is different. If they were in the Middle East and doing this, the problem is that there aren't any jobs and, y'know, global warming, But this is in California, so if they end up murdering a bunch of people, it'll be because of California's lax gun laws. You really need to keep up with your SoProg talking points.

Upset that he didn't get Walker's endorsement, Trump explains that Walker is screwing up Wisconsin because he won't raise taxes. Spoken like a true conservative, Donald.

Ozy slept with Cruz? Quick. Someone call the Enquirer. Ted Cruz in Homosexual Three Way With One Person! Cruz is Immoral AND He Can't Count!! Hurry. Someone photoshop an old Cruz pic and get it to the Trumpettes to start spreading around!!!

He's kinda having a bad day.

Trump's campaign manager turned himself in on assault charges against a woman. SAD!!! And here's the funniest part: it's being reported that Lewandowski's lawyer, Kendall Coffey had to resign his job as a US attorney because he was caught biting a stripper! Man, I had no intention of watching the Town Hall tonight, but now? MUST. SEE. TV.

Well, that's pretty convenient, don't you think? What is Katrina protecting? Who is covering for her? Why is Trump's spokesperson lying about all the men she's had affairs with? Is she having one with Trump? Or is it true that Trump prefers little boys? That's what we hear, so it must be true!!! Enquiring minds want to know!!!!

Well, now the video is out of Trump's campaign manager, Lewandowski, assaulting a female journalist after Trump and Lewandowski denied he ever touched her. He may be charged with the assault. User Actions Follow Corey LewandowskiVerified account‏@CLewandowski_ @MichelleFields you are totally delusional. I never touched you. As a matter of fact, I have never even met you. Sad!!!

You're a pig for posting that completely ridiculous childish BS, and I don't make wagers with pigs. Just get Katrina to tell her story like it was told in the Enquirer. How hard is that? She's Trump's diaper changer. Surely she can confess to back up the story! Where's Katrina????? Have her tell her story!!!!