Here's the thing. The reason the only people who take you seriously here are gator and baskin is because you can't, in all honesty, post what you wrote above with a straight face.
Barack Obama was giving out lifetime appointments as Flea Catcher Czar for anyone who donated $100 and a Twinkie to his campaign. His entire first year was handing out titles and cash to everyone who helped him.
And yet, who here remembers how concerned Pasta Joe was about this?
Anyone?
Bueller?
If this REALLY mattered to you, you'd have been upset eight years ago.
But no.