IDBillzFan

There's one in every crowd.

Your regular reminder that it doesn't matter how smart, successful, or wealthy you are...nothing -- absolutely nothing -- will wreck you faster than your own dick.

Wait. So this is the second time he's caught cheating?

My wife has family in Port Aransas, and she was inclined to go there, but she deals with migraines and is convinced humidity is bad for her so I dodged that bullet.

Yep, which is why I'm going to Northern Idaho. Snowflakes don't like snowflakes.

I would suggest Arizona, since you like the heat, but the left has been annexing AZ by moving in and getting elected to local offices. By the time you settle down for retirement, it will -- legislatively, speaking -- not look much different than CA.

My bride and I have been together for 23 years, and when we first started dating she informed me that the Oscars were her Super Bowl. She loves movies, would see all the Best Picture noms, and I was warned "Woe unto you who interrupt my night." She has gone from loving every minute to cheering its demise. She's like the BADOL, but with the Oscars, not the Bills.

Shooting civilians trying to bring aid to the people of Venezuela. I can't tell if these soldiers are crazy or trying to run for a NY congressional seat.

Not possible. Let me remind you Obama closed Gitmo on Day 1 of his presidency. He had a pen. He had a phone. And he closed it. Just shut it down. No. Wait. That's not right. Oh, now I remember. He moved prisoners to other countries so they wouldn't be free to return to the terrorist network. No. Wait. That's not right. He put them to work on the Cash for Clunkers plan. No. Wait.

Please. We miss the stair-challenged money-launderer, but the left has done a bang up job filling that spot with AOC, Omar, Warren, Harris and Booker. Together, they're the "Laverne and Shirley" to Clinton's "Happy Days." They're "The Jeffersons" to Clinton's "All In The Family." They fill the batschittttcrazy nutbag stupidity, but in Technicolor. In front of a live studio audience. I haven't had this fun watching nutbag leftists go crazy since MSNBC had to call it for Trump.

Too bad he wasn't a Muslim murdering a bunch of gays in an Orlando night club. Then the media would NEVER report on him.

Anything for a buck. Anything.

Great Moments of the Obama Presidency. Using a teleprompter while addressing kindergarteners. Maybe they'll add an umbrella.

The truth is there would likely be more balance to the threads than just "liberals suck" if it weren't blatantly and universally true that liberals...their idealogy and actions...suck SO much these days that even liberals won't come here to do anything other than occasionally whine that too many people believe liberals suck. The Donner Party, gearing up for 2020, is such a mess it makes the Jussie story seem rational. Open borders, destroy jobs in NYC, cry for socialism and yell 'Russia collusion' is the ENTIRETY of the Donner Party message. Even YOU know that sucks. And if you don't, you're fooling yourself.

I feel like you're going to spend $500 to visit the Obama Library, and when you walk in, the only thing you'll find will be a display case housing a pen and a phone.

Sandman's going to have a quarter million dollars that says the fake, lying Indian lost that "staring contest." And it's going to be glorious. And the next time a fake, lying indian tries to beat his tom-tom while staring at an under aged kid, the media will think twice before doxxing the kid, his families and classmates simply because they didn't bother to verify what was actually happening. A quarter million is NOTHING to ensure the media can not wipe out a kid's early life simply because they fell for a photo that appeared to satisfy their desire for left-wing clicks. But hey...you and the fake Indian keep beating your tom-tom together. Maybe you can open for Carrot Top in Vegas one day.

Good for you. My broiler can barely melt the cheese on a pan of lasagna.

Hey @DC Tom...it appears some women sort of like their sisters like they like their coffee.

Stick to poems. No. Wait. Dammit. Why does every thread you create suck?

That's what they WANT you to think! Like I said, I'm no authority on it. I'm actually more surprised that the left doesn't realize that Trump posts things things because he knows the TDS crowd leaks their Depends every time he posts on Twitter.

I'm told AOC is hiring Kamala Harris Career Counseling Services to help her blow past this awkward time in her life.

Damn straight. If it's okay to wipe out a bakery because they won't acknowledge a gay marriage, I have no problem wiping out a newspaper for endangering the lives of a minor, his family and classmates. Wipe them out.

The issue isn't with the vaccines. The issue is with all the other crap that gets bundled with the vaccines. I'm no authority on the subject, but it's a little bit like if the only way you could get DirecTV services was if you got AT&*T home network and cell service. The odd part about the people who mock the anti-vaxxers is they're the same people who argued that the billion-dollar failure of Obamacare was worth it if it only saved one child.

Kamala Harris would piss all over her father if the price was right.

Little known (or cared for) fact that Scott Adams when to my school in the Catskills in the 70s. He was in my older brother's class...a class of about 28 kids in a K-12 school that totaled 650 kids in all. He was named Valedictorian, and when asked later in an interview if it was true, he answered something to the effect of "Yes, but that's just because I was the only kid in my class who could spell 'Valedictorian'."