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KD in CA

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  1. Watching girls passing by, it ain't the latest thingI'm just standing in a doorwayI'm just trying to make some senseOut of these girls passing by, the tales they tell of menI'm not waiting on a ladyI'm just waiting on a friend
  2. It's a big job just gettin' by with nine kids and a wife But I've been a workin' man dang near all of my life And I'll keep on workin' long as my two hands are fit to use I'll drink a little beer in a tavern and sing a little bit of these workin' man blues Sometimes I think about leavin' do a little bummin' around I wanna throw my bills out the window catch a train to another town I go back workin' I gotta buy my kids a brand new pair of shoes I'll get a little bit stoned this weekend and cry a little bit of these workin' man blues I said hey hey workin' man workin' man like me I ain't never been on welfare and that's one place I won't be I'll be back workin' as long as my two hands are fit to use I'll get a little bit stoned this weekend and sing a little bit of these workin' man blues
  3. Finger Lakes? I'd finger......er, never mind.
  4. I've got a little black book with my poems in Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in I got elastic bands keepin' my shoes on Got those swollen-hand blues I got thirteen channels of ***** on the T.V. to choose from I've got electric light And I've got second sight I got amazing powers of observation And that is how I know When I try to get through On the telephone to you There'll be nobody home
  5. That would be great. Can’t wait to watch it signed into law while Kate Upton gives me a bj.
  6. Inside outside, leave me alone Inside outside, nowhere is home Inside outside, where have I been? Out of my brain on the five fifteen
  7. Two good cheating stories from school: In 8th grade someone stole the science test and like a bunch of dumb 8th graders, every boy in the class got 100%. Teacher didn't say a word. Next day we show up and teacher announces a retest that day. All the same questions from the first test except he switched around some words and order of answers so "C A B C C D B" didn't work anymore. At least half of us failed. Think I got a 38%. In college, I took a very hard stats class. Rumors swirled that some guy in another frat was going to get the final exam ahead of time. Learning from earlier mistakes, I instead studied my ass off, probably moreso than for any test in my life. About ten o'clock the night before the exam, a guy in my frat comes in to my room all depressed and tells me he's been trying to study but literally can not figure out a single question in the practice materials and there was no way he was going to get anything but a 0% and fail the class (very nice guy but not the sharpest academic knife in the drawer). I told him don't worry about it and just sit one seat behind and one over from me the next day -- exam was in an auditorium. I crushed the exam; he copied every answer from me and raised his grade from an F to a B based on the final.
  8. He’s even solving the population crisis? Thanks President Trump!!
  9. Good grief....way to take it to the literal extreme!!
  10. Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heartHow the music can free her, whenever it startsAnd it's magic, if the music is groovyIt makes you feel happy like an old-time movieI'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soulBut it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock and roll
  11. Can't pick and choose what? People can only be responsible for themselves if they're farmers? I've had a few glasses of wine which seems the right time to engage!
  12. More telling that you need to go back to the days of black and white photos for an example. The road to ruin began the day we abandon the concept that individuals are responsible for their own situation; economic, criminal, social, etc.
  13. https://www.deathwithdignity.org/
  14. “but your son, *****head that he is, left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand.”
  15. Your kiss, filled with tenderness I want all I can get Of your sexiness Showers, your love comes in showers And every hour on the hour You let me feel your loving power There's a rainbow over my shoulder When you came, my cup runneth over You gave me your heavenly love And if one night you hear crying from above It's 'cause heaven must be missin' an angel Missin' one angel, child 'Cause you're here with me right now Your love is heavenly, baby Heavenly to me, baby
  16. Reminds me of the best left handed compliment I ever got from a women......she was impressed by my size......"for an Irish guy".
  17. Same here. Amazing how adult improv humor could be so captivating to kids. Those 4 were incredible.
  18. Now, who's hot, who not? Tell me who rock, who sell out in the stores? You tell me who flopped, who copped the blue drop? Whose jewels got rocks? Who's mostly Dolce down to the tube sock? The same old pimp, Mase You know ain't nothing change but my limp Can't stop till I see my name on a blimp Guarantee a million sales, call it level up You don't believe in Harlem World, *****, double up We don't play around, it's a bet, lay it down Niggas didn't know me '91, bet they know me now I'm the young Harlem ***** with the Goldie sound Can't no Ph.D. niggas hold me down Cudda schooled me to the game, now I know my duty Stay humble, stay low, blow like Hootie True pimp niggas spend no dough on the booty And then you yell, "there go Mase!" there go your cutie I don't know what they want from me It's like the more money we come across The more problems we see
  19. Beane had to shovel out the trailer after Whaley moved out.
  20. I've got the brains you've got the looksLet's make lots of moneyYou've got the brawn I've got the brainsLet's make lots of money I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerksmy car is parked outside I'm afraid it doesn't workI'm looking for a partner someone who gets things fixedAsk yourself this question do you want to be rich. I've got the brains you've got the looksLet's make lots of moneyYou've got the brawn I've got the brainsLet's make lots of money You can tell I'm educated I studied at the SorbonneDoctored in mathematics I could have been a donI can programme a computer choose the perfect timeIf you've got the inclination I have the crime.I've got the brains you've got the looksLet's make lots of money You've got the brawn I've got the brainsLet's make lots of moneyOh if you know when to take them you knowThere's a lot of opportunities if there aren't you can make them make or break them. You can see I'm single-minded I know what I could beHow'd you feel about it come take a walk with meI'm looking for a partner regardless of expenseThink about it seriously you know it makes sense.I've got the brains you've got the looksLet's make lots of money You've got the brawn I've got the brainsLet's make lots of moneyOh if you know when to take them you knowThere's a lot of opportunities if there aren't you can make them make or break them.I've got the brains you've got the looksLet's make lots of moneyYou've got the brawn I've got the brainsLet's make lots of money
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