KD in CA

Shhh....Asians aren’t real minorities.

Oh goodness....it honestly didn't occur to me it could be any more absurd. I don't even know what this means....where do you put a pronoun in an email signature? Like this? KD ("him") in CA

Today was 'pronoun day' at work. I realize the few of you still living in sane parts of the world will require an explanation, but I'm not sure I fully comprehended the event. I just know I (like 95% of my co-workers) avoided the colorful stickers placed around the office.

Whatever happened to ‘righty tighty/lefty loosen’? ?

Sound prediction. Nothing ever goes wrong for San Diego.

I don't know much about twittering, but this seems unlikely. Probably to tweak those who are easily tweaked.

Sorry kid, the Racism Industrial Complex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gun Control

Huh? If someone said that today they'd likely be banned from MLB forever. The NBA made a guy SELL HIS OWN TEAM for saying less.

Mike Brady

Leisure Suit Larry

Well sure, ALGORE warned us all the icebergs in the Great Lakes were going to melt.

...and maybe a 'botched robbery' or surprising suicide thrown in for good measure.

Absurd take. He is far and away the most talented back on the roster. Gore isn't carrying the load at his age. And hindrance to developing who? They can still give Singletary all the carries they want; he will only be helped having a veteran like McCoy on the team. There is absolutely no reason to cut him when they can simply part ways next offseason.

RIP

I hate to think he'll sully the normally intelligent and important twitter discourse.

No wonder this fan base is always disappointed! 9 sacks?? Put down the crack pipe. I can't wait for the "First team with 3 thousand yard backs?" thread.

Wait a minute....she twittered that to herself??

The Juice is Loose!!

They’ll probably be given a comp pick for having the trade fall through.

Some fans just can’t get enough of ‘stars’ like Brown.

I’ll take her. Married women are the best.

Because being the contrarian gets him noticed. Welcome to 21st century media.

Fixed

I see a bad moon a-rising I see trouble on the way I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today Don't go 'round tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise I hear hurricanes a-blowing I know the end is coming soon I fear rivers over flowing I hear the voice of rage and ruin Don't go 'round tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise I hope you got your things together I hope you are quite prepared to die Look's like we're in for nasty weather One eye is taken for an eye Oh don't go 'round tonight It's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise There's a bad moon on the rise