Come on HD, between Tenny "I am a commie", Kelly "I make Hillary look right-wing", and Iowa "I am a racist", you know there is no making sense in this thread...
Parcells also yanked the play-calling from Payton last year. Parcells this year also called out some of the play-calling on the offense.
I'd rather have Haslett, and I think Haslett sucks.
I live in Somerset NJ. It's a half hour train ride to NYC. You could try Edison/Metuchen for the same time frame.
NJ is expensive (house will cost 400grand or so, apt for 2 bdrm will run ya 1100 a month), but it's cheaper than NYC.
PM me if ya have any questions.