5' 11" 170 lbs and hiding behind Roscoe Parish!!!!
However, I only a 4.6 40 yard dash so I'd be a few strides behind him.
Additionally.....
I'm married and have two children with my wife, so I couldn't play running back for the Bills.
Sacked thousands of bags of groceries in high school, but never fell asleep in my parked car. So unfortunately would be unable to play on the defensive line.
My head and helmet are proportional to the rest of my body, so I couldn't play safety or provide radio commentary.