I went up to the gate with my son on my shoulders, put him down, and they waved us thru without a glance OR a pat.
I figured I had to pay extra to get felt up. Either that or sit next to KJ
I just find it amazing that they outlawed my clear backpack because "I could hide a bomb in the straps" (direct quote from security guy), but I could bring in a seat cushion that could hold enough c4 to eliminate most of WNY...