Hey there, Trent Edwards
Man you're looking like a mess
and we could really do some damage
if you'd just take off that dress
and throw it looooooooong
prove all the haters out here wrong
your arm is strong
Here Captain Checkdown
we're not looking for Tom Brady
just a better Kelly Holcomb
who throws farther than a lady
without arrrrrrrrrrrrm
seven and nine's your lucky charm
and we're alarmed
ohhhhhhhhh just throw the ball to Lee
ohhhhhhhhh we hope for more than three
heyyyyyyyy T.O. is on the team
Trent just get some self-esteem
screw this vanilla scheme
Hey there, Trent Edwards
don't you worry 'bout the kicker
man if you go all the way
they will let Rian punch it through
for an extra point
you could stop stinking up the joint
and we'd annoint...
Trentative Edwards
if the season you dismantle
you'll be involved in fewer fantasies
than Louis Anderson
in just a thong
now I know right now that seems so wrong
please throw it long
ohhhhhhhhhh throw it for more than three
ohhhhhhhhhh to Roscoe or Stevie
ohhhhhhhhhh you've also got Josh Reed
ohhhhhhhhhh be better than J.P.
Right now 10 yards seem pretty far
but you don't have to use a car
they have this thing they call a forward pass
You grip the ball right on the lace
and wing the thing about the place
I promise incompletions are OK
Trent Edwards I can promise you
that everyone in red and blue
would love to see you in the hall of fame
please win some games
ohhhhhhhhh just throw the ball to Lee
ohhhhhhhhh we hope for more than three
heyyyyyyyy T.O. is on the team
Trent just get some self-esteem
be better than J.P.