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I do actually enjoy a good nap...

Is there a Jim Kelly Club any more? According to Ticketmaster there's Pepsi, Toyota, and Dunn Tire

For many, they’re selling this game to pay for the rest. If we win this one they’ll go to a better one next week. If we lose, they made money and didn’t experience it live.

Bit of a walk to Hammer's (especially with that big stadium they're putting in the way) but post-game I'm usually where I wanna be (Bradford PA or Rochester) as people are finally pulling out of Hammer's. And I paid maybe $50 less.

North and/or East. Or could get on 90 West if you wanted to. But could just as easily turn left onto McKinley and head south. Just one light at Southwestern (but you just bypassed a ton of stand-still traffic) and boom. So when I'm driving from a game down into PA this is how I go. McKinley til it ends (in Boston, I think), left turn, right onto 219 South.

Here now I give to the world my time-tested BEST route of egress. I've parked at the same house on Southwestern for over 35 years. I have an assigned parking spot, and all spots at this house are taken by regulars (but there are other lots around here this would apply to). RIGHT turn out of driveway RIGHT turn onto Brompton easy left turn onto Sheldon (avoids everyone backed up on Brompton), take turn onto Allendale Pkwy easy left turn onto Dorchester (never more than 3 cars in front) right turn onto McKinley - you do this before all those losers on Brompton so they have to wait for you! easy left turn between Aldi and Wegmans right turn behind Wegmans and the next plaza zig zag thru Home Depot lot left turn AT LIGHT onto Milestrip Right turn onto I-90 This is 35+ years of experience being granted to you. You're welcome.

Maybe we can bring back Wade Phillips to call him a "punt catcher"

They're good for wiping off the seats but that's about it. Maybe that works better than buying season tickets for 37 years... But I have a feeling that Bills fans have a different definition of "fun" than what they're hoping to get.

I meant surprise to fans, not to him...

For reals though - it seems like the Bills have pretty much paused the Wall of Fame, to the detriment of great players doomed to play in the drought era. I don't know if that's because the new stadium will have something else, but it's been quite a while since someone was added to the Wall (or Ring or however you want to refer to it). I think the last 2 to go up were Lou Saban and Cookie Gilchrist - 2 legends way overdue but left off due to Ralph carrying a grudge. How great would it be if they did a surprise addition of Kyle at this game?!?

Put him on the sideline for the whole game.

4. Get players to as many incentives/milestones as they could: - Von Miller sack total - Sam Martin downed inside the 20 total - James Cook 1000 yards

The only way I go to the game is if I "win" the opportunity to buy face-value tickets in the STM lottery.

I think he went into blue tent for head injury and was cleared so the league at least was happy at the time.

Doesn't seem to... No option after week 18.

https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/pickem/20696 Shockingly, your outright winner is... ME! A come-from-behind win as I was 1 behind @Gugny heading into week 18. My one upset pick, Arizona, did the trick.

Wore an unsanctioned pair of generic "football" socks my daughter got for me for Christmas a couple of years ago. A grey version of this: I did send her a pic of me wearing them so that she knows they got used. They'll be donated to the needy after I wash 'em...

Scotty is still that. He's having more than his share of health issues but still makes almost every game. Doesn't paint his head any more though, which is a loss...

The schedule Gods are apparently sick of screwing me over and have briefly smiled upon me. Best of all worlds for a long-distance attendee. Super weird that all 3 AFC games are played before any NFC game starts tho.

I will say that if he hasn't trademarked/copywritten the term "Pinto Ron", he should probably do that.

and revel in the irony that they won't even know it was him