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Note to self - don't eat any gummi bears next April Fool's Day

That might even be the bikini she wore on the SI cover. Either way, she looks OK in it.

Holy crap this woman needs tanners anonymous http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/02/article-2138197-12E30E63000005DC-859_306x381.jpg

Also Note* at least 7 pages are related to the dude's "open letter" to Buddy Nix saying he was not gonna be a fan any more if they sign Vince Young, apparently because he confused VY with Mike Vick.

Sad news. Always hated him as a player and felt he was way overrated, but still sad news.

The Bills don't want to upset all of those fans who have jerseys with the number 90 and the name Kelsay. Wait, what?

dead ringer for Ross Perot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ8-mNqamG4&feature=player_embedded

Geez I always thought that was a myth.

Sorry I just don't see 'em.

I still call releases by music performers "albums" too.

She has elbows? I better watch it again.

I have an issue with the headline for the article: "Kelsay won't yield No. 90 to Mario". The connotation of "yield" is the traffic meaning - someone else has the right of way and you have to wait for them. So "won't yield", to me, gives the image of someone taking something that belongs to someone else in an obvious disregard for the rules. According to the article, Kelsay hasn't been asked by Mario or anyone else to give his number up. The more accurate headline would have been "Kelsay to keep No. 90". No, I don't think Kelsay is a better player than Williams. But the headline to me casts Kelsay in a very negative light that should not be there.

Sorry - she loses out to this one: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137926/Mother-Mistie-Atkinson-sex-tape-son-16-sent-naked-photos-herself.html?ICO=most_read_module

No, it's just a nasty pic

:worthy: SCHWING!

I found this part interesting: Wonder if this applied to Spiller/McKelvin trading numbers last year. I still see Spiller jerseys for sale with the old number.

http://gma.yahoo.com/mother-accused-letting-daughter-5-tanning-bed-081125490--abc-news-topstories.html Apparently brought 5 year old into a tanning booth.

He was a colorful dude.

NFL Films Presents

Most recent person over the Falls was 3/11/2009 - http://articles.cnn.com/2009-03-11/world/niagara.plunge_1_horseshoe-falls-niagara-parks-police-canadian-side?_s=PM:WORLD

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/early-look-week-1-lines-173010959--nfl.html

Kinda like the eTrade baby buying stock online. Gotta love DirecTV Long Long ago on a web server far far away, a poster named Belinda used to complain about posts where the title was the entire post and there was no body. Eventually it became impossible to create such a post, so people started typing 'Belinda' in the body to a) get around the rule and 2) piss off Belinda.

I sense an Emily Litella moment coming soon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3FnpaWQJO0&feature=player_embedded

Not to stomp on your righteous indignation, but Ronnie Harmon dropped that pass in January of 1990

DVR set - thanks for the heads up