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Offseason Breakdown: Buffalo Bills

one kid makes cupcakes, fills one with semen, and brings them into school: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/05/rumors_of_semen-filled_cupcake_lead_to_suspension_big_trouble_for_st_paul_student.php a 7th grade girl takes an "inappropriate" pic of another in the locker room and sends the pic to half the class: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/05/locker-room_phone_photo_of_lakeville_middle_schooler_reportedly_shared_among_students.php student teacher sending nude pics to student: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/05/jenna_schultz_26-year-old_student_teacher_allegedly_sent_simley_senior_nude_photo_sexts.php

Porn No, not porn! Stamps. Yeah, that's it.

Still dead at the hands of Lord Valdemort. What?

You sure he wasn't already dead there and it wasn't a "Weekend at Bernie's" thing goin' on there?

Did you guys get in the video? http://www.buffalobills.com/media-center/videos/Play-60-Ultimate-Field-Day-for-Kids/6fda4ed3-a6ba-4984-95ec-a58b09e18acd#?id=6fda4ed3-a6ba-4984-95ec-a58b09e18acd&channelName=Recent

It's a little broke...

Indeed: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43461996/ns/today-today_news/t/vancouver-kissing-couple-reveal-secret-viral-photo/

That sounds so cool, and it sounds like the players were as engaged as the kids (& parents) were. Kudos all around.

I'm worried about that open sore on her mouth in the mug shot

http://www.buffalobills.com/media-center/photo-gallery/OTAs---Day-Three/70d18f24-cc57-44f8-9580-b5ac5dd1e17c I dunno if it's just me, but Nigel Bradham looks badass: http://prod.images.bills.clubs.nflcdn.com/image-web/NFL/CDA/data/deployed/prod/BILLS/assets/images/imported/BUF/photos/clubimages/2012/06-June/MR1_6835--nfl_mezz_1280_1024.JPG

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/today-national-doughnut-day-where-one-free-154658229.html

Bills could be ready to turn the corner

http://www.buffalobills.com/media-center/photo-gallery/OTAs---Day-Two/2a02c519-103e-4208-9d6f-73bbd298da59

And don't forget the Japanese cook who served his own genitals to 5 diners. Here's a great line from a reporter covering this story: a) having your face chewed off on a city street is probably the toughest thing ANYBODY has ever faced 2) love the use of the word 'face' there, considering the subject matter http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/30/cannibal-attack-victim-homeless-for-more-than-3-decades/

Agreed. After that week 2 performance against us I was actually pretty psyched that he became available and that we picked him up. Then he did a real nice job in the season finale after Johnson was benched. I'd be a happy guy if Ruvell Martin never lined up for another offensive play for the Bills. He's an OK special teams gunner, but an awful WR.

Ruvell Martin is reliable and has good hands??? When did this happen? Derek Hagan couldn't stay healthy? Raiders cut him when TJ Howsyourmama became available, and we signed him in late November... I don't think he was injured at all. Darius and Jarius - that's just really bad, especially when they get both right in other parts of the article.

Other than varying the "actors" and what they're wearing for the first minute or two of the feature, what other "plot line" are you expecting from the Gangbang Girl series? Now that I think about it, this sounds like a good candidate for a reality series. No, really - behind the scenes of a porno movie. From development, through talent acquisition, "training", rehersals, filming, post-production, release (pun somewhat intended), any awards it might get, conventions... I'd buy that for a dollar.

plot lines?

Horndog High. I like it.

Welcome to the new CBA. What I find interesting is that the last practice is a night session. Usually there's a mad dash for the Thruway but maybe not after practice ends at 9...

I bet Ruben Brown still gets some votes

http://news.yahoo.com/nfl-keep-pro-bowl-hold-game-honolulu-205239347--nfl.html

They did EVERYBODY a disservice putting him at OLB.