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Based on things I've heard Chan Gailey say, I have a feeling he has 0 input or control over what the Defense does or how it does it. And it's my impression that's how he wants it. I'd look stuff up but I don't have time right now. Just my interpretation of things.

Yeah I chuckled at that myself. How do you end up with THAT specialty? Kinda like proctology I guess - all the other good majors were taken...

http://jasonstern.hubpages.com/hub/Public-Urination-in-New-York-A-Lawyers-Guide

I see what you did there. Course, that's what got his buddy in trouble too

Dammit I hate when I'm right

Our record during that stretch - 127-172. Discuss. Seeya soon Kenny!

The NY Euphoria, winners of Lingerie Bowl III

He kicked the ball real far

'86 Mets

But then his hands smell like that

I guess it's a good thing there are no Bills-related pics in that slideshow.

Wow - Private Lessons, there's a blast from the past. Not to be confused with the similarly themed My Tutor

My son's started playing and it's getting bad. We take everything out of the bag to air out after each practice but that ain't cuttin it...

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Speak for yourself - have you seen my body?

Was it $101 of oysters?

No I just found it and thought it was a fun alternative to the classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=12t2z_G3Npg

In case anyone didn't know, the blonde was Playmate of the Year for 2007. Resume talking about burgers...

Going further back: Cinci last year - leading 20-13 we get the ball with 9:54 left. We 3-and-outed using up a whole 1:16. Cinci gets the ball and ties the game. We get the ball with 4:09 left and actually do get one first down on the first play but then sputtered killing only 2:10. Cinci gets the ball back with 1:48 left and marches down the field to kick the winning FG with no time left. Detroit in 2010 - leading 14-6 we get the ball with 5:45 left. We got one first down but then sputtered killing only 2:00. Detroit scores on their drive, forcing us to defend a 2 point conversion and onside kick to preserve our first win of that season. Miami in 2010 - leading 17-14 we got the ball with 6:57 left. We got one first down but then sputtered killing only 2:17. Miami missed a potential game tying field goal. We got the ball with 1:48 left and 3-and-outed using only 57 seconds. Fortunately Miami fumbled on the last play. Not to be all negative, here's one where we did get it right - against Cleveland in 2010 we ran Fred Jackson 9 straight times getting 51 yards to kill the last 3:51.

You kinda are We did it twice against KC. Got the ball with 6:26 left and a 35-10 lead. 3-and-outed to give them the ball with 4:01 left. They scored. We got the ball with 1:10 left, and 3-and-outed. Granted the game was way out of hand and this was our 3rd team O, but still. We did it twice against Cleveland. 10 point lead. Got the ball with 6:03 left. 3-and-outed to give them the ball with 4:59 left, and a penalty put it on our 42. Defense picked Weeden and the offense took over with 4:21 remaining. 3-and-outed again giving them the ball back with 2:37 remaining. Thankfully we picked Weeden again.

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I think RJ fell on the point of the ball and it went between 2 of his ribs, separating them.

Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski Edit: Holy Crap Emily Ratajkowski (the brunette) plays "Tasha" (Gibby's girlfriend) on iCarly! A Google image search shows she growed up real nice