Note - other than the fact she's 16, she's WAY smarter than you (which means she probably wouldn't even if you would)...
http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/12/Girl-with-IQ-of-161-Essex-teenagers-IQ-is-higher-than-Albert-Einsteins/4971360708433/
Horse has figured out how to open stall doors so she can visit friends, get a snack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5snVfeb_Kw&feature=player_embedded
Not playing due to gruesome injuries on the field is quite different than Maybin's not playing because he wasn't even good enough to play special teams and justify a game-day roster position as a #11 overall pick on a sh!tty team. Frankly this is the first time I've ever heard anybody call out Wood for not earning his money.
Cheap shot. Eric Wood tore a knee ligament this year and only missed 2 games, playing in the final 2 games that meant nothing in the standings. I got nothing but respect for Eric Wood.