Just do what I do. Go to a thrift store. Buy whatever. That's how I got me a James Hardy jersey. It was only 1.99 and I still wonder if it was worth it.
So me finding my Moorman jersey at Goodwill was devine intervention?
In his defense, how can you possibly make an extreme caricature of coaches riding tandem bicycles together and fans running face first into busses? Out reality IS an extreme caricature.