My rules for jerseys:
1) Only buy jerseys at thrift stores.
This solves a lot of the issues.
A) I'm not spending hundreds of dollars on a shirt that won't get me laid. Obvious exception is a Kiko jersey, per deadspin.
B) The player is probably retired, therefore older than me.
C) It has to be a good player, for example I found a Tasker jersey at Goodwill one time. I paid three dollars for it. I don't mind paying homage to a guy who kept his nose clean and revolutionized the sport. If that seems "beta" so be it.
Edit: I just realized that I own a Brian Moorman jersey that I wear sometimes. But that's kind of a joke...
That makes 6 Bulls claimed by teams so far. Not bad.
Mack (Oakland), Najja Johnson (Pittsburgh), B Oliver (Indy), Neutz Cincinnati), Carlson (Chicago), and Way (Buffalo).