This show is difficult to watch this year. It's hard to keep up with everything the kids are into these days.
And this is going to come off as totally f-ing wack, but in my observation, if Paris was male, she would wear a wife-beater and kick all the other contestants in the face.
Sorry, no reason, I just get that vibe, man. I know Necky Snaggletoothington is supposed to be the this year's Bo Bolton, but that Paris guy just has this goon thing working on me. I know she's a chick and all, but I gotta believe that Paris owes somebody child support. That's all I really have to offer you, I do miss SuperNanny though, she's hot. Thank you for your time.