The Dean
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REALLY?
"We lost the trial because I couldn't afford a Jewish laywer. Everybody knows Jews make better lawyers."
"No way we could compete in that drinking contest. That whole team was Irish. Nobody can drink like an Irish guy."
I cold go on...but, why?
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I worked with this yeast (Candida albicans). When grown on a petri plate, it smells just like bakers yeast (Saccharomyces cerevisiae). It can ferment sugar to alcohol just like bakers yeast. It causes thrush in infants and is a problem in AIDS patients. It can become a problem in the female reproductive system when the balance of the flora (bacteria/yeast) is disrupted due to , for example antibiotics.
If a woman is treated for a yeast infection, her partner should also be treated. The male can carry the yeast with no symptoms and then re-infect her.
Still, using a sample from a person to make beer disgusts me. Using yeast obtained from a cell bank that has been grown in the lab for years might be tolerable.
This reminds me...Years ago I had a girlfriend who developed several yeast infections. After awhile, I had to ask her, "You fuc#kin' the Pillsbury Doughboy?"
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A guy I know just moved out there (San Fran) a few months ago from Boston and works for Current. His name is Colin, and his wife just had a baby in September (I don't want to put his last name on the board). If you know who I'm talking about, tell him Johnny says hi. His wife and my wife are very good friends.
Just spoke with him. He says you're an as$hole!
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I posted this in the costume threaad...but, decided it neede to have it's own. Sorry for the repetitive redundancy...
I SWEAR this is a true story.
I was bartending at Vincent's Just Pasta Plus in Buffalo. Big fat Billy put his girlfriend up in an apt upstairs from the restaurant. They came in on a very busy Friday night. As they walked in several people at the bar shouted..."Hey Billy"..I'm pretty sure they were friends of Fucillo, not just "fans", as he bought their drinks.
Anyway...as he walked in and they were greeting him, I picked up the remote control from the back bar, pointed it at Billy and clicked it a few times. After nothing happened I said to the people at the bar, "Damn! That always works at home."
The ones that got it were laughing their asses off.
I crack me up!
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Two incredibly annoying car dealers that have commercials that seemingly run every hour on the hour etc. Here's a link that describes them.
I SWEAR this is a true story.
I was bartending at Vincent's Just Pasta Plus in Buffalo. Big fat Billy put his girlfriend up in an apt upstairs from the restaurant. They came in on a very busy Friday night. As they walked in several people at the bar shouted..."Hey Billy"..I'm pretty sure they were friends of Fucillo, not just "fans", as he bought their drinks.
Anyway...as he walked in and they were greeting him, I picked up the remote control from the back bar, pointed it at Billy and clicked it a few times. After nothing happened I said to the people at the bar, "Damn! That always works at home."
I KILL me!
The ones that got it were laughing their asses off.
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Obviously you have just solved the OL mystery. Good old Jim is holed up in some WNY Saloon (maybe Annacones?) while some jamoke named Frank Verducci is runnin' the O-Line. My, Oh, My!
BTW, they are both listed as OL coaches on the teams website:
http://www.buffalobills.com/team/coaches.jsp
Doesn't McNally look like he could be the father of the "runaway bride"?
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Some say it's the water, some say the hops make the difference. For Toi Sennhauser, it's all about the yeast:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562
Yum, yum!
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Air Force coach basically says african americans run better, and he just can not get enough admitted to the academy. Oh boy, here we go.
As Simon might say, "CYA"
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While I agree that KH will, and should, start this week...the SPARK is Willis. At the risk of sounding like a guy on a crusade, 16 rushing attempts is nowhere NEAR enough, He should be getting 30+ evey game...certainly no less than 25. He had 4 (FOUR) rushing attempts in the second half. We were not that far behind that we had to pass the entire 3rd quarter.
The spark is WILLIS! Run the GD Ball!
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It's an entertaining video. A bit disturbing but fun. I still prefer the Numa Numa dance though.
WOW! Not as intricate as the Asian Backstreet Boys...but, every bit as disturbing.
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Well a little bit of both with some realism sprinkled in. After seeing Milloy and crew just getting wiped out week after week, can you see us coming into next year with either Milloy, Vincent, Posey, Adams as starters next year?
Can you realistically think Teague is gooing to be our starting center? If we get pummeled on Sunday night, is it not right to start seeing some of the younger guys and getting them some experience. Lets see Preston and Peters and get them game time experience
Can I see all 4 of those players starting next year? Actually, yes. But I'd bet at least 2 of them start next year.
As for Teague...I'm not as big a Teague basher as many here...but, I don't think he'll be the starting center next year.
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Here's a couple more. Don't drink flaming shots when you're already drunk. (Of course, when else would you be dumb enough to drink them?):
http://www.boredmuch.com/view.php?id=769
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Just remember, not ALL drinking games so as smoothly:
http://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/1389/Mov...g_Shot_Fun.html
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Had you started early enough (and with a TON of commitment) you could have done THIS:
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Just as a reality check, at this point in time there are 12 (TWELVE) teams with a worse record than the Bills. They don't look so hot, either.
Say Goodbye to Fisher DeBerry
in The Stadium Wall Archives
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That's because like "blow", "suck" is just a figure of speach.