Grant

My haikus have been mindblowingly awesome. Miami just plain blows.

Can I be honest? Dolphins aren't worth haikus But they're fun to write.

What? Oh, the Dolphins? For a minute, I forgot they still existed.

Hey, what's the score on the Dolphins-Patriots game?

Gotta also include Chris Berman

Yeah, that's right! I always told you the Bills would win today. And last week too, because I'm a true fan, man! TRUE BLUE YEAH WOO. For all you weak bandwagon fans that dared criticize a losing team that until recently seemed to be just going through the motions, you're stupid! From now on, if the Bills lose a game, I want to see no discussion of why they lost. I want to see nobody calling any player or coach out. When I open the forum, the only posts I should see are "GO BILLS!!!!!!!!" inside threads called "GO BILLS!!!!!!!!!" And I CERTAINLY don't want to see anybody change their mind about a player or coach, no matter how much their performance fluctuates! Everybody knows that you're supposed to immediately decide whether you're a lover or hater by week one. We have deadlines, people. I was saying all along how McGahee would play with fiery passion this year. And today proved me right! Nevermind the first half of the season in which he barely passed for above average and often looked completely listless. You're all dumb for questioning him. I knew all along that JP would do it. Yeah, he had a lot of rough spots earlier this year. But I was the one screaming at the top of my lungs, "Just wait until they play Houston and Jacksonville! You'll all see!" Bottom line: here's to us! We knew all along that this would happen exactly as it did. Everyone else is stupid. (PS: Feel free to sprinkle terms like "ass clown" and "retard rodeo" liberally throughout the above passage to make it even more readable)

Well, they're obviously not playoff bound. But they are improving and that's all anybody was sensibly hoping for this year.

You're saying the opposite of what you mean so it is funny.

In other words, he had some good plays and some bad ones. He was average and showed signs of improvement. It'll be okay.

What a funny joke originated by Stephen Colbert.

Flutie was good for the Bills. He gave the team a desperately needed spark. He did what was asked of him and was always cool under pressure, never letting much rattle him. I find it ridiculous so many people on this board dislike Flutie. It doesn't make any sense. The only reason I can see for the Flutie hate is that when the RJ-Flutie debate was raging, people who argued for RJ decided to just blindly hate the opposition as much as possible no matter what. And that's still carrying over, despite RJ being gone and those pro-RJ people realizing what a bust he was, they still hate Flutie because they decided they would awhile ago! That sort of black and white thinking you see all over the board.

We don't know anything since Ruff is being so secretive, but it's pretty easy to piece together that Connolly probably experienced a concussion. -He hasn't been skating -He has a history of concussions. -It was reported (somewhere last week, maybe on WGR?) he's been experiencing concussion syndromes since the hit

The rule is a player needs to be free of concussion symptoms for at least 7 days before they can play. Well actually, it's not a hard set rule, it's more of a guideline, but it might as well be since Ruff won't jeopardize Connolly's career given his history. So, yeah, even if Connolly gets his head straight tomorrow, he probably wouldn't be ready for the first game or so of the Conference Finals.

Is it just me or is the City of Brotherly Love a wee bit homophobic? My God, but every other post had the word "gay" in it.

Levy's record is 0-0. Well. That's really clever. Nobody has ever pointed that out before! I'm glad TSW is the happening place for hip comics like "Clements22." Of course, at the end of the season when the Bills have a losing record, Clements22 will likely point out "It's not like Marv plays the games himself!"