Pine Barrens Mafia

I'm not a fan of his inconsistency. He makes a TON of backbreaking mistakes, and yes, sometimes he's absolutely genius. His interception last night, for example, probably cost the team the win as it resulted in a TD. My feeling with him is this: if EVERYTHING is optimal, can he perform in three consecutive games without a backbreaking turnover? Because that's what it'll take to win a championship, and I'm not sure I've ever seen him do that. Could be wrong. But man, it's maddening.

Doomsday, huh? OK, then guy, let's hear your fixes going forward. If you've got the answers for a rosy future, I'm all ears. Quick check of the standings says they're currently...three games better than we are this year? The jets may actually be unluckier than we are, and there's actually a chance the Paytoilets draft Williams this year.

lol just stop man, they're done

I hate melons, it's true. They're like snot encased in rinds

A bills fan? Counting on luck? Idk man

That's what you took from this? Read it again. I'm looking for answers here.

Don't care that we have the melon farmer and some think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. This team is in year one of a minimum three year playoff drought. "Why, Pine?" You might ask. Well, it's simple, really. It's the salary cap. (All numbers 2024 per spotrac) First up is the melon farmer himself, at a whopping 47 MILLION dollars next year. He's gotta be a whole lot better than what he is at that price tag. Next we have the illustrious Non Miller with a 23 MILLION dollar cap hit for zero tackles, zero pressures, zero forced fumbles, zero production. The next nothingburger with an enormous cap hit is Dawson Knox, who's got us on the hook for 14.4 million dollars. Tre White is next, feel bad for the guy, but his career is over. 16.6 against the 24 salary cap. That's 101 million dollars in cap hoovered up by four players, and we can't really do a whole hell of a lot to get out from under that load in 24 or 25. Now, that only half the equation. The other half is the replacements to be necessary in the upcoming two years: Hyde - washed Poyer - washed Milano - love the guy, but I have doubts about his future long term Morse - long in the tooth Davis - need better Epenesa/Groot - given the cap, no way we keep both Diggs - yes, diggs. He's 29 THIS YEAR. We're going to need to replace him soon. This list isn't all inclusive but you get the point. The point is, we're not WASTING the melon farmer's prime years, we've WASTED them. By the time this team next sniffs the playoffs, it'll be the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-six, and Josh Allen will be 30 years old. Will he be better at 30 than now? I have my doubts. What's the fix? ***** if I know at this point but what I do know is this team, as it's constituted today is done now and into the intermediate term. Flane away haters, but numbers don't lie.

Lol ok

He's been a head coach for 7 years if he hasn't figured it out now he never will. Fire him today.

McDermott fired yet?

Lol put down the needle

Hoo boy

What'd the ginger ####### have to say at his press conference? Mumble mumble complementary

He's checked out. Non Miller out there loafing. Been fun. Time to cut dead weight.

Other guy hit a 60 harder in the rain

Yay Go team

Well then I'll do it.

Then do me a ***** favor genius and put me on mute so I don't have to endure your insufferable ramblings.

13 seconds That abomination in new England this year Choking against the broncos

Not to throw mind boggling INTs that lead to game winning TDS? I mean, this ain't hard pal.

We never didn't. No more overrated QB and roster in the entire NFL.

L-o-s-e-r-s LOSERS!

***** Losers

Whee this sure is fun

Can't ever have nice things ever