Pine Barrens Mafia

it was all so utterly predictable I'm about one season away from checking out of the NFL after 44 years of being an avid follower

Lamar as MVP is a joke

There's zero chance they'd have drafted mahomes so this post is pure garbage

MVP lol

Scratch Oliver and Roussea off that list and I'll give it to you.

Ed Oliver was utterly invisible for the majority of his career and in this year's postseason. He's like the football equivalent of Mr. September Tre white's career is probably over

Too bad his first and second rounders are suboptimal

Speed needs to be the focus on both sides of the ball. No more plodders

Not to mention their defenses.

We'll have to disagree there.

Look, I'm not big on either guy, honestly, but I think the lion's share hangs around beane's neck. I especially hate the von miller signing.

You're not a serious person.

Did coaching drop a deep shot that hit a receiver in the hands? Did coaching get manhandled back into the QB in the clutch? Did coaching get scorched by a 34 yo tight end in single coverage? Was coaching incapable of winning a pass rush battle all game?

If you had to ask me to choose whether to fire beane or McDermott, I choose beane. Why? While he's overall built a competitive roster, he's utterly failed at drafting gane-changing players. You know my position on some of his picks, but ask yourself honestly: would you rather have a Metcalf or an Oliver? Basham or Humphrey? AJE or Uche? I could go on, but beane seems to prefer a whole roster of average over high ceiling guys (oddly, with the exception of the QB). Also, this team lacks speed all over the field on both offense and defense, and I'd argue that the lack of speed on defense is the most notable reason why this team has failed in the postseason. Lastly, beane's cap management and free agent acquisitions have been suboptimal, and the cap issues are going to do us in this coming season, I get the feeling. So, if you're asking me who's holding the bag of failure, it's Brandon Beane.

The sure sign of a young person or a congential idiot is the desire to take blind leaps into the dark with uncertain outcomes.

It'll never happen

Yes, they are.

I feel culturally enriched

"Fire the guy I don't like"

You're damned right about that.

Think we need to move on from both. Hyde's retiring, so that makes that easier.

Pat or Kyle Williams. We haven't had a dominant DE in like 20 years.

New here? Also, @Nervous Guy wept

I got herpes just reading this

OCT was a HELL of a pick. Maybe one of Beane's best.