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Trust me on this: The board is better with that guy on ignore.

If only, then I wouldn't be answering my 100th stupid question of the day right now.

I've probably been the foremost Metcalf backer since before the draft around here.

Just say no to Bammy QBs.

OK thanks.

Q: by last year you mean 2018? or this past season 2019? Not being obtuse here, just checking.

You really ARE Sheldon, then. ?

Me either. I don't think there's any way they bail on Kamara.

And you think a filthy rotten Shula is the guy to do that job? I get Shurmur. Shula not so much.

No, I'm saying the Saints would be nuts to let him go.

And yet, you'd be all over that trade?

Whaaaat? Insanity.

That's actually a pretty good description, yes. He's a masterful designer of plays, I'll give him that. It's just he doesn't understand how and when to USE the plays he's designed. He's like half an OC. As far as Cooter goes, remember: this coaching staff was hired the year after Cooter's Detroit offense lit up the league with passing. At that point in time, I was so sick of the Tyrod offense, I was willing to go that direction. I think the reasons for his failings in the run game both in Detroit and NYJ come down to personnel, especially on the OL.

I can't know if that's actually her without one. WHAT WILL I DO

OK, so you liked the scripted playcalls. How about all the other playcalls, like abandoning the run in the clutch, despite Singletary tearing off 5 yards a clip? Dude has GOT to go.

No blue checkmark?

Let's work out those feelings. Frustration? Depression? Flummoxation? I can tell you my feelings about Daboll: Annoyance. Mainly because he just loves to abandon whatever's working at the moment.

Sure.

That's why I'm praying Cleveland hires Daboll. He's gotta go.

The very thought of it all gives me the heebie-jeebies. Yes, I hate Miami and Don Shula that much. Give me Cooter or give me death!

I'm gonna have to powerbomb you through a flaming table now, mmmmmkay?

That'd be a real shame, I tell you.

I'd feel too dirty having a shula on the Bills sidelines. Hard pass.

Back when the head coach search was on, THIS was my dude. I'd still like him here, if we can grab him for OC.