Pine Barrens Mafia

and you know it's gonna be one

haiku is strictly for miami week don't mess with the juju

Norman Bates's Mom had a good quote on this idea: "Get down there and run the hotel! What do you expect us to live on? HOPE?!?!"

healthy? when's this sorcery happening

Blimp crash mass injury event on the field, something like that can't root for either of those franchises but I WILL bet for the underdog.

thanks, i hate it

Not yet, but it will be if they lose against Cleveland this week.

Nate Silver isn't a guy I'd be betting my mortgage payments on

This is what the hopeful forget 1) McDermott's never coached this team to a win in a road playoff game. Ever. By extension, Josh hasn't won one on the road, either. 2) The Bills aren't taking the #1 seed. They'll be VERY fortunate to win the division. As of now, I think odds favor the Bills playing on the road on wildcard weekend, which would be an ABJECT failure for this roster IF it's all these same posters crack it up to be

You laugh, but swamp squatch exists!!

Maybe, just maybe, DVOA isn't reliable. Hey, if, IFFFFFF they turn it around and win the division, secure home field throughout AND make it to the super bowl, I'll gladly eat my crow. But I feel pretty confident that most if not all those things won't happen.

Is that all? Wow!

if you're constantly crapping yourself in pressure situations, you're not close to being the best, sorry. Could they improve? Maybe, but I'm not holding my breath. This team has a worse record than both the Giants AND Jets, despite supposedly being more talented than both.

Yeah, let's just hope they don't lose.

"winnable games" There are no such things with this bunch. They're over-rated, EVERY game's likely to be a slog from here on out. Awesome, that, the Bills proving that clown right. I mean, a true superbowl contender doesn't lose to the Jets in the fashion they did, and they CERTAINLY don't lose all composure like they did to the vikings.

I stopped at PFF, but Tremaine's had a season so far.

I'd be better with the Bills getting boatraced than crapping down their own legs.

teeeeeeeee-rollin rollin rollin

nah, i'm good. i'm tired of watching "good fun games" that end up in a Bills L. I still haven't rewatched the idiocy in KC

They had a lot less distance to cover larger market, more recent success, et cetera ad infinitum

i live to serve

Now you're getting it

I wasn't super excited with him landing in Miami

I never authorized you to film me

That may be the ULTIMATE bad take in all of internet history. Sure, he's no longer on KC, but he's made a divisional rival MUCH better than they've been in forever. That's the thing that chaps more than anything about this year. Their offense is now better than ours. And it took them all of a year to do it.