Pine Barrens Mafia

7 sacks? We can get that out of Groot

If von is on a pitch count, he ought to just be released

Terry is an absentee landlord When's the last time he answered questions publicly

Here's my slate of bets: Cardinals +6.5 Dolphins -3.5 Colts +264 PIT/ATL under 41.5 Who you got

Cardinals 23 Bills 21

You're deluding yourself.

Yes, because there's nothing more mockable than someone who's so blinkered that they can't see the obvious

Oh, you, I'm flattered. Hey, maybe you like the no-name offense. Maybe. Who knows what you do like, seeing as nothing ever seems to bring you down off your cloud of rainbow farts.

Things were looking up then. Now, not so much, team's peaked. Now we're on late Aaron Rodgers in GB-lite trajectory

Well, thank heavens we have you here to keep everything calm

I mean if YOU say so To be clear, I'm a drama queen because I believe a roster bereft of top-end talent is going to struggle?

6-11 to 8-9 1-5 start is a real possibility given the weakness of this roster. 7 is about my comfort zone for this sad squad.

I mean, i'm happy to engage with the board's number one polyanna, but you know, time is money

Oh, bless your precious heart. You know I'm not 17's biggest fan. So, are we just being obtuse or do you really just love interacting with me.

No, was wrong. It happens, occasionally.

Alvin Harper 2.0

Don't pretend you don't enjoy it

Genuinely believe people here don't understand just how bad this season's going to be....even with a CeeDee Lamb.

Boy I'm glad we have depth at DT.

not next year's one. that's gonna be a high one. maybe the 2 from minnesota

In this case, no. I wish I was wrong, but beane f*cked this roster the day he signed von miller to that ludicrous contract and handed out big money to dawson knox. Unfortunately, Terry Pegula's like an absentee landlord any more (with good reason, given his wife's health) so these two jokers probably get a pass. I anticipate a top-12 pick spent on another small DT

Can't draft offense when there are DTs and Safeties to be had!

more downward revisions to come. Was at 7-10.

This season's gonna be amazing guys we're gonna take it back to the 20s the 1920s student body left, student body right

Correct take. By taking the "believe all women" stance, the Bills showed their lack of spine. Good for araiza giving the franchise the middle finger.