Uh-huh. Let's dissect this particular salad point by point:
1) The iceberg lettuce of the salad: Alt-right? Whaaaat? And bullying? Listen, man, if I wanted to bully you, you'd know I was doing it.
2) Tom fricking Coughlin? When was the last time he coached, let alone one of his teams won a Super Bowl?
3) I dug holes and burned human waste in the middle-east desert as a US Army private. Please do tell me again how I've never had a boot up my ass.
4) I tend to reserve intellectual responses for those that have a modicum of intellect.
And for the record, I've been following this team for a long time now, 40 years. I know what this team was, and I know what this team is. I have a great deal of respect for my elders, but If you're going to try and tell me that BILL BELICHICK, who won precisely nothing without Tom Brady under center is the answer, I'm going to rightly ridicule you.