LAMP story about Bruce. My wife was lucky to win tickets to SB 31 in NO (GB v NE). We heard that Bruce was going to be at Planet Hollywood to be honored (defensive player of the year - I think). Anyway, some smooth talking to the doorman got us in - me carrying a autograph football in a daypack. Couple of drinks later in comes Bruce and Thurman. Now I'm petrified and freeze. My wife takes the ball and a "special" pen that I had bought (gold ink thinking that that would look cool on the white section of the ball). Pen doesn't work right and makes a big mark on the ball. She comes back with a "I could kill you right now" look on her face. Luckily, I have a regular Sharpie in the daypack as well which works. She winds up tlaking to them for 20 minutes and I look like a dork at the high school dance.
Nonetheless, I get Bruce, Thurman, Ralph on that ball. Later, I get Richter and Kelly.