Q2
I attempted to distill your drivel into a passable form. Bear with me, I'm not a miracle worker
1. when you can play the game whilst intoxicated without probability of injury you are playing a sport. you can drive a car drunk, too. it doesn't make it a sport
I can throw a football or shoot a basketball just as intoxicated. The key distinction you're missing is that your level of play is impaired when drunk, just like you cannot tackle an opponent drunk, or drive a car drunk.
2. when fat drunk smoking !@#$s can be at the top of the sport. it's not a sport.
With this argument, you'd be telling me that football ain't a sport because of this man:
That's right. The Hefty Lefty.
This man set records as a Kentucky Wildcat, got a Super Bowl ring in the NFL, became the GM for North Kentucky River Monsters, resigned as the GM to play starting QB and won the league MVP. All while weighing over 300 lbs. If this guy isn't a successful athlete, then who the !@#$ is?
3. and you think these men get women because they play sports? no. it's not a sport. its fame and money.
And they are famous because they play sports. No one pays you to sodomize cows because that ain't a sport
4. athletically built like a gazelle to athletically built like rosie odonnels thigh. and, yet, if you handed that thigh a putter it could outshoot tiger woods at least 1 day a month. if you gave that thigh a basketball it would not beat dennis rodman in basketball ever.
Putting is one aspect of the game. You give Daly a month and he eventually would make a shot that Rodman wouldn't. Unless the Worm murdered him first.