Q3
Baseball.
Baseball is filled with fat, drunken slobs who can only hit.
It's filled with pitchers who have one strong right arm and a beer belly, just like you except they are less likely to go blind.
Every baseball player would get killed by Rodman in basketball. Again, because most of them are out of shape Cubans who are good at one particular skill.
Unless your argument is that baseball isn't a real sport too. If that's the case, take your commie crap out of my country. Just try to tell me this man ain't playing a sport.