Optometric Insight

Pictures. We need pictures. Are they an 7? 9? "Hot" is a very vague term. But if they are an 8 or above, why wouldn't you go? Unless you completely screw it up, which you will probably find a way to, you'll have a good night's sleep.

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard of in my life. The library is for books like 50 shades of grey or whatever its called and books like that. Not actual porn.

Yes! That's how we all should go about it; not say a thing about it but think positive thoughts. I also hate the kids on my rec team that say that the pitcher is throwing a 1 or 2 hitter to someone, especially the pitcher himself. More often than not, we bomb the next inning.

I have never heard of this before. Is it different from preseason games or is it basically the same?

What's with you on Off the Wall?

We could just put cameras in the locker room but for some reason that's frowned upon in the NFL so the next thing we could do is kidnap a player or sign him with no guaranteed money.

What with all the football stuff on Off the Wall?

No

The Quartet When you look back on it and see how much these 4 went through and they're still on the team, its pretty impressive. I really hope we make the playoffs this year for these guys, especially since this could be the last year for Moorman and McGee. Moorman has always been a bright spot over the past decade and I hope we reward him with a playoff start before he dwindles in his stats even more. I hope McGee doesn't get injured and last the year so he can play a playoff game that he deserves. Lindell has always been my favorite player on the Bills since I first started watching the team because my mom always says that the hardest job in sports is being an NFL kicker. Kelsay has been hated on by a lot of people here and I hope he can be a solid contributor and quiet some of the naysayers because he really has been through a lot in his time here. 2012 Playoffs for these 4!! <- (Pretend that's some sort of new foaming water)

The winner does not declare himself the winner, therefore, you are disqualified from contention.

That's good to know. I bet Janikowski would be able to make the kick from anywhere. Also, two interesting things I found. The last attempt made was the Chargers against the Bills in 1976 and this: I bet if the situation presents itself again, Gailey will pounce on it.

Found this on one of my Youtube excursions and I have no idea what the point of this was or how it came to be. Skip to 2:00 for the actual kick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCBBUMnRqbo

Inside Training Camp Live on NFL Network started today. I'm looking forward to watching it, gives me something to do during the last quarter of summer break. I'm hoping it won't be as bad as NFL Total Access so I don't have to find something else to do during the heat of midday. I also wonder how much coverage the Bills will get. I'm guessing not much, but they might show Mario a few times and talk about the Bills chances of ending the playoff drought at least once or twice.

There goes our chance at the division title.

I like the idea. Give money for cats' balls and they wouldn't be able to reproduce. Then there will be less cats and more happiness!

Does it sound like a good idea? Yes Is it a good idea? No This is why:

Alright, I'm calling it! Lets just forfeit the season opener against them to save ourselves the embarrassment and disappointment of not being able to harass Sanchez and therefore letting him have a field day out there.

Seeing these N "if" L videos really makes me think about the the space-time continuum.

Sounds like a plot for a really bad teenage girl series.

About the numbers thing. Doesn't the numbers rule go into effect when you trim the roster down to 53 players? And I apologize if that was one of your jokes. Usually I get your jokes but I wasn't so sure about this one... Also, why so late?

Maybe it was the hype at the beginning of the season?

I would say it unraveled even quicker after the punishing blow he got from Fletcher.

But... But... There would be no chance at winning!

Patience, young grasshopper, patience.

This would've been a nice poll. Both scenarios are basically the same. Both groups haven't played together but I'm going to assume that with the All-Stars, each and every player will play at the level they played at the peak of their career. After all that, I would go with the All-Stars. All I picture is the defense from the 31-0 shutout vs. New England. Lot of trust worthy players on that team that still play today as a solid veteran presence. We would have still have a lot of players that are on the team right now like K. Williams, McGee, Byrd, and Kelsay along with other players like Schobel, Sam Adams, P. Williams, Spikes, Fletcher, Clements, Winfield. I would take this years defense if it wasn't for the fact that we will probably have a rookie and 2nd year CB leading the starting at that position. Lets take the proven players into battle and leave nothing up to chance.