Optometric Insight

I love these things. They're on my desk and I can play with them for almost an hour, especially when I'm doing my homework. Its sad when children get hurt due to parents stupidity. And when the child gets hurt, they blame everyone (especially the company) but themselves. Then they sue the company, even though the company didn't due anything. They just sell them and tell people the risks. They don't go out with a mission to make sure every child gets hurt by their product.

Mr. Weo thanks you for not bumping up your own thread.

Another case of way there should be an official sarcasm font. By looking out the windows of the car, one can infer that the picture is taken in the driveway. You can see cars parked in the street, a few bushes in front of that car, and there's a house. Looks like a regular old suburban neighborhood to me. It also looks like the girl has gotten a medium cone and is about 10 minutes into eating it. There's usually an ice cream shop, at the most, 10 minutes away from ones house in the suburbs. Also, any sensible dad wouldn't get a toddler an ice cream cone unless its the last stop and its just a little treat for going on errands that the needed to be done.

I don't know. I don't live there. My friend says that the guys crazy and stalks people, so he doesn't like going any where near the guys house. I assume other people have the same thought.

Yes, it is sad to say. Especially coming from my role model, Mr. Levy.

I was there when it happened. Was at a friends house and he lives a few doors down from him. We were playing football out in the street and he saw the crazy guys car pull up onto the street. As soon as he saw him, my friend said,"Run inside, now," all serious and starts running inside. So I have no choice but to follow him. A minute later, we hear the first gun shot and I just go to the ground instinctively. Then there was the second gun shot. Didn't want to go outside and see the carnage so I didn't look out a window for a while. Their was cop sirens everywhere, though.

That definitely not right; Mario Williams is going to be the one on top, so he would be the man in the relationship. That, and Brady is a puzzy.

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Uno. Have few/none injuries. &%. Have more points than the other team. =. Have more wins than everybody else

La Canfora and the other guy were talking about the Jets and how they stand in the division. They are no where close to the Pats since they don't have the guys to cover all of the Pats' weapons. Then we got our first Bills sighting. The Jets will have a hard time blocking the our pass rush and that the 2nd game against them last year showed that the gap between the Jets and the Bills is closing. The opener should be "exciting to watch."

What kind of good dad takes a picture of his daughter while he's driving? That's SOOO dangerous!! And what position does he play?

Good to hear, Jimmyo. If you or other people don't know what they're doing, its very easy for someone to get killed, especially on the highway. It happens all the time down here, unfortunately. The only severe weather that my parents like to drive through are the tropical storms and category 1's and 2's. All the tourists and dumb people are inside. I'd just like to add, its so great to talk and analyze football again. Just a pleasant change from the off season predictions and the "Why/Why not the Bills will go to the playoffs"'s and "Fitz sucks"'s and "Let me overanalyze this game based on the videos of the OTA's on BB.com and my stupidity"'s.

If Aaron Schobel and Chris Kelsay can score TDs, I sure hope Williams can, just as long as he doesn't hurt himself.

Yes! Someone finally agrees with me on the sarcasm font front!! Also, does anybody know how many padded practices we get?

No, I'm not a fan of his. Hardly now the guy so why would I want to blow him all night long just so he can fall asleep.

And 8 posts in, the only rule has been broken, by, you guessed it, the one, and only, Poojer!! Nanker

What? Wait, isn't he on second?

I just really want to see what I am.

Your mom's moms

Because it will "offend other religions."

The aliens probably just heard got word of Justin Beiber and now they're pissed. Either that or Jon Lajoie is up to something again.

I don't listen to b!tches. Oh wait, its dawg... My bad.

And since there are no sound bites of Dave Dameshek, I will use the next best thing that I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em6HjOZ97c8

I've been thinking that. These three girls that have been in the thread have all been classified as "hot." Not much about personality or if she has a gigantic nose or ears that stick out. Just hot. So his scale probably consists of 3 things: Fit guys, guys with moobs, and boobs.