Rocky Landing

I would think if he walked by TSA with this "look of a demon," they would have at least given him a pat-down.

Interesting stat I read about Groot when he was drafted: Had he been drafted into the NBA, instead of the NFL, he would have the largest hands in the NBA-- and probably the strongest. If you watch his limited college highlight reel, a lot of his sacks were done from arm's length where he got a hold of the QB's jersey. We're talking some long, strong arms on Rousseau. He also has exceptional ball skills. In his rookie season (game four, or five, I think?) he intercepted a Mahomes pass from about five yards away. Elite level play.

Aww, dang... now the Fish are going to be prepared if the weather is a little bit chilly...

I'm really the same sort of fan-- I like to root for players that I also respect (which, at the moment, makes being a Bills fan spectacular!). But, for what it's worth, I think he felt a certain amount of betrayal from a lot of football fans himself. And while I didn't agree with a lot of what he said, or how he handled all of the controversy, I don't hold anything against him. He's a great player, and a great teammate. He fits into the Bills culture, and that's good enough for me. I don't mind that he's eccentric. EDIT: Also, I'm kinda hoping that OBJ gets signed by the Patriots*. If they did, they'd over-pay for him, he won't be the same player he was, and the spectacle of him, and Mac & Cheese screaming at each other on the sideline would be epic.

Phins’ quarterback Tagovailoa Has never seen snow, don’tcha know-a His fans will chant, “Tua!" His face will be blue-a And he’ll freeze when the Buffalo winds blow-a

We can beat any team in the league.

This should be a cautionary tale for Josh Allen. At 250 lbs, is knees are going to take a helluva lot more pounding than pip-squeak Kyler Murray.

Wow. Easy and Smoke, back together. I don't even know what to think about this. Does he still have it in the tank? What kind of shape is he in?

Him and Tre White can carpool.

I'm not talking about how badly they suck. I'm talking about how dysfunctional they are as a team. All of those "Belichikian" concepts of "Next man up..." "do your job..." etc. are lost in NE.

I just can't believe how dysfunctional the Patriots* are.

Well, we're the fourth highest scoring offense in the league, second in point differential. We're 10-3, and the top seed in the AFC. Our run game is the best it's been in years, with an improved O-line being the biggest factor, and are running a far more balanced offense. So, we should fire our OC, and bring in Matt Rhule. We can't have enough Panthers blood at OBD!

I added the anger emoji, just so you'd have every emoji available.

pro bowl quarterback It’s Tua don’tcha know-a He will see phantoms

And yet he wasn't fined for alligator rolling Bryan Burns' ankle, or kicking Jaquan Brisker in the nuts??? I know it's been said, but sometimes the NFL doesn't seem to get its priorities straight.

Have you ever met @FilthyBeast? You guys should meet up for drinks.

I assume he's been locked in a bunch of high-level business meetings.

This is actually a pretty bizarre take. Are you suggesting that there is a connection between what the pundits are saying about a large-market rookie, and how the officials are treating that rookie? I know that every year there is a bunch of talk from fans about the refs favoring one team over another (and it's always the fan's team that is being aggrieved). But, to do so would be literally felonious. In terms of revenue, teams operate independently from the league, and the league works for the teams. For the league to conspire with the refs to favor one team damages the other teams they play. It would violate not only anti-trust laws, but would violate RICO laws, as well. Imagine if a team missed the playoffs as a result of such a scheme, how much revenue that team, and the city in which they reside would lose?

A shot of DayQuil, and he should be right as rain, assuming he doesn’t throw it up before the game.

If there’s a year we can afford to go BPA, this is it.

Wasn’t there an AFCE quarterback who went to the pro bowl last season? What was his name…?

How on God’s green Earth have they not figured out that they need to mic the damn reporters’ questions???

No offense, but it’s remarkable how consistently bad your takes are.

I hope they incorporate those attributes in the new stadium…

So long Marquez Stevenson, tho...