In all seriousness (and I can't believe I am actually asking this question), please, you, or 4merhad2mer, or anyone else, explain to me a scenario in which we would be saying, "Gosh, if only we had lost to the Cardinals, we'd be in the playoffs..."
(hint: such a scenario doesn't exist!!!)
Oh, Jezus Christ... I've been sucked in!... How did this happen???