Is there anyone who wants Taylor as their first choice?
It strikes me that the Tyrod Taylor debate is essentially between those who utterly despise him, and inflate their opinions with cherry-picked data, meaningless invective, outright lunacy, and (as I believe is your case) straw-man arguments versus those who view him as somewhere around average, with clear downsides, and upsides, but not the worst option we have.
At this point, I don't even think Transplantbillsfan has TT as his first choice.