Stanley Lombardi

Maybe it was the "F*%k Trump" hat. Kaepernick also tried to tussle with Orange Man; last seen he was somewhere in Georgia on a high school field, throwing make-believe passes in his shorts.

I will never forget Dion Dawkins running down the sideline, following our punt returner (Marcus Murphy?) who was heading for a touchdown. He brings joyousness to a game that can often seem businesslike, even grim.

If I could, I wouldn't.

This rings way too true.

Yes, Virginia, he is.

This may be the best title in the history of language. But, sadly, it may signal the end of Two Bills Drive. Why carry on when, from such a lofty summit, the only direction is down.

After a recent Buffalo blizzard, Josh Allen could not back his Ford Super Duty dually out of the driveway. So he picked it up and carried it to Orchard Park, arriving just in time for practice.

No.

I am convinced that 300-yarders are guys who couldn't get a date to the prom.

Whenever they play an audio clip of a Buffalo Sabre making a comment, they then spend the next couple of minutes yucking it up, trying to guess whose voice it is. Schopp, ever cool in his own estimation, guesses cultural figures past and present: Ronald Reagan, Lou Ferrigno, Yogi Berra, Dolly Parton. They employ a buzzer (wrong guess) and a triangle sound (right guess) to enhance their disrespect.

That is, if you're rounding up.

"Don't go inside before you coincide with some fresh, hot peanuts!"

He is not yet a great QB, but he is going to be one. He is already a true Buffalo Bill, and will always be one.

Reading this, I flashed back to my 20's. How did we make it through all of that? Anyway, I am glad to have 'met' you, and glad to know I wasn't alone.

Brilliant retort! I'll be sure to return next week to see if you've fat-shamed anyone else. You are so good at it.

I'm glad you've made yourself feel better.

Thanks for your contribution. Riveting...insightful.

Our uniforms, right now, are superb. Don't fix superb.

Yuck.

For anyone spiritually inclined (or seeking) Lorenzo and other Bills players will be appearing for a screening of "Kingdom Men Rising--No More Excuses" on October 7, 6:00 p.m. at True Bethel Church, 907 East Ferry Ave.

...only because the Cowsills weren't available.

I heard this exchange as it happened. They went on and on and on and on over a distinction without a difference.

I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,It's a gas, gas, gas.

On the contrary, 'the Bills' may be best name in the NFL. Because virtually nobody (except established fans) knows what the name refers to, it is in the abstract realm and thus can be anything you make of it. So, whereas a Lion is a lion and a Cowboy is a cowboy, a Bill is up to you...and to you...and to you. That's why 'the Bills' make me want to shout!