MARIO WILLIAMS AGENT: "Look, do you really want to buy Mario's services, or what?"
NIX: "Hey, hey. Take it easy. I'm not gonna be pressured. I'll walk away right now."
MARIO WILLIAMS AGENT: "All right, just get out of here."
NIX: "All right, look. I'm going to be honest. I'm very interested in Mario William."
MARIO WILLIAMS AGENT: "OK, fine. 'What do I have to do to put him on the BILLS today?'"
NIX: (pointing to the newspaper ad) "Well, I don't really have any money. But it says right here, 'interesting trades considered'."
MARIO WILLIAMS AGENT: "You put that in!"
NIX: (pulling out an undershirt) "And I'm glad I did. Here."
MARIO WILLIAMS AGENT: "You want to trade me an undershirt?"
NIX: "No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt. He took this off to do sit-ups in the park and I nabbed it."
MARIO WILLIAMS AGENT: "That's disgusting."
NIX: "Well, it's my final offer."
Anytime a negotiation is going on, I can't stop but think of this!